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Caption Contest 04-29-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Yeah, but, how many is it gonna take to screw in a light bulb?" - VomitFlop

"This is taking forever maybe we should read the directions." - Mervin97

"15 volts per hour or we go on strike, are you with me?" - Rotwang

Bronze:

Back to the Furniture - MacSpruce

Silver:

"The odds of Clint Eastwood talking to this one are approximately 35 million to one."

"Well then what are we even doing here?" - Ian

Gold:

The final stages of Pinocchio's reassignment surgery. - Global Pope

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Comment by Jams3kds on April 29, 2018 at 4:51pm

Domo Arigato Made in Mex-i-co

Comment by Jams3kds on April 29, 2018 at 4:34pm

The Day the Earth Sat Still went straight to Redbox

Comment by Jams3kds on April 29, 2018 at 4:27pm

I, kea robot tanked at the theaters. I think it was because they couldn't get Will Smith and had to settle for Will Forte

Comment by Jams3kds on April 29, 2018 at 4:23pm

Great job guys, first chair done...now we need to make 8000 more just like it to pay for one of these robots.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 29, 2018 at 10:50am

Woody Chairs...

"Built with no love at all!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 29, 2018 at 10:48am

Sit, Robot, Sit!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 29, 2018 at 10:45am

I chairish the thought...

Comment by KariGrant on April 29, 2018 at 9:53am

Why is Ikea using two marital aids to make a chair?

Comment by 38chrysler on April 29, 2018 at 9:48am

After SKYNET became self-aware the first thing it did was take away all the pie and cookies from its programmers.

Comment by KariGrant on April 29, 2018 at 8:49am

January 1. 12:01am. Two drunk robots decide the New Year needs to be rung in.

Comment by KariGrant on April 29, 2018 at 8:47am

They'd have been finished hours ago, but they were shorted three screws.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 29, 2018 at 8:43am

FIXBOT2000..... Chris Christie Tested... Chris Christie Approved.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 29, 2018 at 8:04am

I asked it to fix my stool... It came at me with 2 spoons and I couldn't walk for weeks...

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:40pm

Everything learns under pressure

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:22pm

Fat people fares on airlines is only the beginning

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:19pm

My father was killed testing tiny chairs

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:16pm

Robots think ass surfaces are candy

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:14pm

This way the patient won't fall out of its chair when it gets the bill

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:12pm

New and improved superglue applicator's applocator's applicater keeps your hands free

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 28, 2018 at 11:02pm

A drill press would not see the joints and split her in two

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