"Yeah, but, how many is it gonna take to screw in a light bulb?" - VomitFlop
"This is taking forever maybe we should read the directions." - Mervin97
"15 volts per hour or we go on strike, are you with me?" - Rotwang
Back to the Furniture - MacSpruce
"The odds of Clint Eastwood talking to this one are approximately 35 million to one."
"Well then what are we even doing here?" - Ian
The final stages of Pinocchio's reassignment surgery. - Global Pope