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Caption Contest 04-29-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Yeah, but, how many is it gonna take to screw in a light bulb?" - VomitFlop

"This is taking forever maybe we should read the directions." - Mervin97

"15 volts per hour or we go on strike, are you with me?" - Rotwang

Bronze:

Back to the Furniture - MacSpruce

Silver:

"The odds of Clint Eastwood talking to this one are approximately 35 million to one."

"Well then what are we even doing here?" - Ian

Gold:

The final stages of Pinocchio's reassignment surgery. - Global Pope

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Comment by Ian on April 30, 2018 at 9:00pm

"The odds of Clint Eastwood talking to this one are approximately 35 million to one."

"Well then what are we even doing here?"

Comment by Ian on April 30, 2018 at 8:57pm

"Why did they fire that other PUMA?"

"Too mellow."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 30, 2018 at 8:31am

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic wooden chair. The Stein-Austin will be that chair. Better than it was before. Better... stronger... faster."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 30, 2018 at 8:28am

Ironically, they are putting many Amish out of a job.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:45pm

Back to the Furniture

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:41pm

Tell you one thing, Zeke, as far as I'm concerned the singularity can't happen too soon. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:37pm

Defendant A allegedly held the complainant down while Defendant B allegedly drilled the complainant between the legs. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:32pm

Dexter sensed something sinister about his workmate. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:25pm

Four legs good, two arms better. 

Comment by Global Pope on April 29, 2018 at 7:58pm

The final stages of Pinocchio's reassignment surgery. 

Comment by Global Pope on April 29, 2018 at 7:47pm

Armchair Critical

Comment by Global Pope on April 29, 2018 at 7:30pm

Optimus Recline

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 29, 2018 at 6:04pm

You'll be playing musical chairs with top models in no time

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 29, 2018 at 5:54pm

I spank the kids every time they make her do this

Comment by 38chrysler on April 29, 2018 at 5:49pm

Remember last month when you spilled coffee on that robot?.... well the robot certainly does...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 29, 2018 at 5:45pm

Fuck Asimov's Robot Laws... this will be funny as hell when that Programmer falls through and busts his ass...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 29, 2018 at 5:42pm

Technology is great... we used to have to spend $5 for a couple clamps to do this...

Comment by Mervin97 on April 29, 2018 at 5:37pm

"Next time we're going to pay the extra 10 dollars to have it put together."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 29, 2018 at 5:35pm

"This would be a lot easier if I had eyes."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 29, 2018 at 5:34pm

"This is taking forever maybe we should read the directions." 

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