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Caption Contest 04-27-2020

Musical Mentions:

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man. To be the sax man beside blue signs.  - VomitFlop

I Can’t Get No Sax in Fashion - MacSpruce

He is playing "The Mating Call of the Incel." - Mike McHuman

Bronze:

Drive by Roadside concerts, the first measure in Massachusetts reopening its state. - Jams3kds

Silver:

Haven't we done enough to Native Americans. - Mervin97

Gold:

At first the drivers weren't crazy about him, but before long Alan became a total smash hit... at least with one motorist. - Mario!!!

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Comment by AKAAB on May 17, 2020 at 10:00am

Had sax with a minor key one time and he's an offender for life. 

Comment by Rotwang on May 12, 2020 at 8:15pm

Population: Number 2

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2020 at 2:54pm

What's the #1 thing to do in Mashpee you ask? Welp, it's playing saxophone while a chair pole painfully jabs you in the dickhole until you piss yourself. So stop asking.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2020 at 2:48pm

They narrowly voted down "MashPee, Urine It".

Comment by JJJ23 on May 2, 2020 at 12:46pm

Come on down to Zaney's on 3rd this Saturday and see him and his band Hot Jazz In Your Face.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2020 at 3:50pm

What happens in Mashpee, goes into our moonshine.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2020 at 7:32am

That road leading into town is called, you guessed it, Baker Street.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 30, 2020 at 9:22pm

He is playing "The Mating Call of the Incel."

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 30, 2020 at 9:20pm

In Mashshit, there's a guy frenching a horn.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 30, 2020 at 10:09am

Marking the 40th anniversary of Alan Alda's short rest stop visit, the town was renamed, and "Suicide is Painless" is played all day.

Comment by Iverneil on April 30, 2020 at 9:49am
Someone threw a orange into the opening of the sax and the whole top of his head blew off.
Comment by Iverneil on April 30, 2020 at 9:41am
It wasn’t until they hit town and saw that everyone was holding a saxophone did they understand.
Comment by Mike McHuman on April 30, 2020 at 7:26am

Yes, it is painful for us too.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 30, 2020 at 7:26am

Giving new meaning to "blow it out your ass."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 29, 2020 at 5:05am

Joe wasn't allowed in town anymore because he really just sucks on the sax.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 29, 2020 at 4:49am

Haven't we done enough to Native Americans.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 29, 2020 at 4:46am

He's between a rock and a hard sign. 

Comment by MadAdam on April 28, 2020 at 11:54pm

Maybe if he sat in a more comfortable chair he wouldn't have that problem.

Comment by MadAdam on April 28, 2020 at 11:54pm

His name shows up if you do a Sax Offender Search of Mashpee.

Comment by MadAdam on April 28, 2020 at 11:51pm

When he's done here, he's going to put 2 lips on an organ.

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