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"Help! My balls are itchy."
You'd be cranky too if graboids spent all day chewing on your asshole...
We here at the Petting Zoo are sorry about your child's trauma... now if you and your Lawyer would kindly step down to the Velociraptor Pit, I'm sure we can come to some kind of a settlement.
"'Goddamn, did you have to bring back all the critters from Skull Island?"
"Why would some clothed bulldogs be considered the 8th Wonder of the World?"
Not wishing to repeat any mistakes, Kong opts for the elevator this go round.
"So, where are all the golf clubs at? I'm ready to play a few rounds."
"Yeah, Universal Studios sold it to me at an unbeatable price. Half off!"
"Christ, those fucking planes really did a number on him."
It's okay sweetheart, he's been cut in half, he'll be dead soon. Godzilla got him, he'll be a big dead monkey half soon, nothing to be afraid of. Except those dogs, and dinosaurs, and the rising cost of living, and of course Godzilla.
Gorillas in the Mead
"I said, WHERE'S MY PENIS?"
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