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Caption Contest 04-26-2022

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Comment by Mervin97 on May 19, 2022 at 5:42am

"Help! My balls are itchy."

Comment by 38chrysler on May 19, 2022 at 5:35am

You'd be cranky too if graboids spent all day chewing on your asshole...

Comment by 38chrysler on May 19, 2022 at 5:02am

We here at the Petting Zoo are sorry about your child's trauma... now if you and your Lawyer would kindly step down to the Velociraptor Pit, I'm sure we can come to some kind of a settlement.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2022 at 5:48pm

"'Goddamn, did you have to bring back all the critters from Skull Island?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2022 at 5:45pm

"Why would some clothed bulldogs be considered the 8th Wonder of the World?"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2022 at 5:43pm

Not wishing to repeat any mistakes, Kong opts for the elevator this go round.

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2022 at 5:41pm

"So, where are all the golf clubs at? I'm ready to play a few rounds."

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2022 at 5:37pm

"Yeah, Universal Studios sold it to me at an unbeatable price. Half off!"

Comment by VomitFlop on May 18, 2022 at 5:36pm

"Christ, those fucking planes really did a number on him."

Comment by JJJ23 on May 18, 2022 at 5:09pm

It's okay sweetheart, he's been cut in half, he'll be dead soon. Godzilla got him, he'll be a big dead monkey half soon, nothing to be afraid of. Except those dogs, and dinosaurs, and the rising cost of living, and of course Godzilla. 

Comment by Mario!!! on May 18, 2022 at 8:49am

Gorillas in the Mead

Comment by Mario!!! on May 18, 2022 at 8:43am

"I said, WHERE'S MY PENIS?"

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