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Caption Contest 04-26-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Duck, duck, goosed! - Mervin97

…and that was just on the first hole, later he was mauled by a Grizzly on the par 5 sixth. - Jams3kds

We've come a long way from "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose." - MacSpruce

Bronze:

I’ve seen a man flip the bird before, but never the other way around. - Scrunt

Silver:

It's Mating Season... good chance of making a birdie today. - 38chrysler

Gold:

Down Discomfiter - Rosedude

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 17, 2018 at 2:00pm

More like a hole in two! (now what does that mean)

Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2018 at 3:51pm

Jim, did you forget to bring your balls again?

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 9, 2018 at 5:57pm

I'll take 'Jujitsu and Wild Animals', for $800 Alex.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 9, 2018 at 5:50pm

Goose denied a 'play through'. More at 11.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 9, 2018 at 5:46pm

Ah. German porn.

Comment by MacSpruce on May 7, 2018 at 8:30pm

If there's one thing that drives geese wild, it's gerbils.

Comment by Rotwang on May 3, 2018 at 7:22pm

Happy Gullmore staring Adam Sandwedge. 

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2018 at 2:59pm

That's what you get for talking shit about Canada!

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2018 at 2:56pm

Goose Bossage

Comment by Scrunt on April 30, 2018 at 9:39pm

The Goose That Laid the Olden Greg

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 9:03pm

What's goosed for the sauce is slander to the gander. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:16pm

We've come a long way from "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:15pm

He nearly crapped when he got the bill. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:13pm

a wing and a player

Comment by Ian on April 28, 2018 at 2:31am

"Looks like the Golf Gods have finally caught up with Bryson DeChambeau."

Comment by Ian on April 28, 2018 at 2:27am

"Anything can happen on a course designed by Pete Die."

Comment by Ian on April 28, 2018 at 2:24am

"If he can get up and down from here it would be a real feather in his cap."

Comment by Ian on April 28, 2018 at 2:22am

"He should know better than to keep using a feathery."

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:08pm

I’ve seen a man flip the bird before, but never the other way around.

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:08pm

“For fuck’s sake!  That’s my golf ball, not your egg, you silly goose!”

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