Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 04-26-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Duck, duck, goosed! - Mervin97

…and that was just on the first hole, later he was mauled by a Grizzly on the par 5 sixth. - Jams3kds

We've come a long way from "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose." - MacSpruce

Bronze:

I’ve seen a man flip the bird before, but never the other way around. - Scrunt

Silver:

It's Mating Season... good chance of making a birdie today. - 38chrysler

Gold:

Down Discomfiter - Rosedude

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Comment by VomitFlop on April 26, 2018 at 11:11am

"Golfin' Bird sounds retarded. Can't it be surfin' instead? Wouldn't that be wacky?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 26, 2018 at 11:10am

"Don't you ever try & use my eggs as golf balls again or I'll rip yours off!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 26, 2018 at 11:09am

"The President was attacked by a.... what?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 26, 2018 at 11:06am

The new Duck Hunt looks amazing.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 26, 2018 at 11:04am

"Oh, pardon! Fancy running into you here!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 26, 2018 at 11:03am

Caddyquack

Comment by Jams3kds on April 26, 2018 at 10:13am

♫♪ Like I always say, what’s good for the goose is always good for the gander…Oh Sheila ♫♪

Comment by Jams3kds on April 26, 2018 at 10:11am

…and that was just on the first hole, later he was mauled by a Grizzly on the par 5 sixth.

Comment by Jams3kds on April 26, 2018 at 10:10am

Grand Slammed!

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 26, 2018 at 9:27am

The biggest goose egg score a golfer could dream of

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 26, 2018 at 9:21am

Webbed feet for glomming on any message boarx

Comment by Mario!!! on April 26, 2018 at 9:13am

"And that was the second time I was raped by a Canadian goose."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 26, 2018 at 9:04am

To be fair, he was shooting an eagle and just missed.

Comment by Jams3kds on April 26, 2018 at 8:00am

Alba-tossed

Comment by Jams3kds on April 26, 2018 at 8:00am

This gives new meaning to getting up and down in 4

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2018 at 7:28am

>... Caddy, how do I deal with the goose on 17?

<..... I recommend a 9 Iron...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2018 at 7:27am

....and I always thought it was the Water Hazard to beware of on 17.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2018 at 7:25am

It's Mating Season... good chance of making a birdie today.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2018 at 7:24am

There seems to be a lot of drunk quacks out on the course today...  

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2018 at 7:14am

I always wondered why they didn't say Duck instead of Fore...

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