Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 04-26-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Duck, duck, goosed! - Mervin97

…and that was just on the first hole, later he was mauled by a Grizzly on the par 5 sixth. - Jams3kds

We've come a long way from "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose." - MacSpruce

Bronze:

I’ve seen a man flip the bird before, but never the other way around. - Scrunt

Silver:

It's Mating Season... good chance of making a birdie today. - 38chrysler

Gold:

Down Discomfiter - Rosedude

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Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:08pm

Fowl Play

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:07pm

And that’s why they call it “the rough.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:07pm

Who says golf isn’t a contact sport?

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:07pm

In case you missed it, the Philadelphia Eagle upset the New England Patriot in stunning fashion last February.

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:07pm

The outtakes from Tin Cup are way funnier than the actual movie.

Comment by Scrunt on April 27, 2018 at 5:07pm

In Soviet Russia, birdie goes for you!

Comment by Ian on April 26, 2018 at 10:21pm

When you try to putt from the rough in Canada you are encouraged to use your lob wedgie.

Comment by Ian on April 26, 2018 at 10:13pm

And that's the last time Jerry tries the Free-Range Driving Range.

Comment by KariGrant on April 26, 2018 at 8:35pm

I told him not to wear those wingtip shoes.

Comment by KariGrant on April 26, 2018 at 8:33pm

Shoulda used your pudder.

Comment by Rosedude on April 26, 2018 at 7:25pm

We thought it would encourage Trump to golf a little less, but he kind of enjoyed it.

Comment by Rosedude on April 26, 2018 at 7:24pm

Bird Bane

Comment by Rosedude on April 26, 2018 at 7:21pm

Down Discomfiter

Comment by Rosedude on April 26, 2018 at 7:19pm

He would soon be feeling a little down in the mouth.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 26, 2018 at 4:39pm

Who ordered the goose down pillow?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 26, 2018 at 4:37pm

And then Kramer yelled... "I'M HIT!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 26, 2018 at 4:34pm

Fore!... score and seven bogeys ago...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 26, 2018 at 4:30pm

Being attacked is par for the course.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 26, 2018 at 4:28pm

Don't fuck with Mother Goose!

Comment by 38chrysler on April 26, 2018 at 11:18am

...and I thought him being "Head Over Heels in Dove" was a Typo...

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