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Caption Contest 04-23-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“Let’s propose a toast to looking out for Number One!” - Jams3kds

Steppin It Up....TWO GIRLS ONE JUG ... - 38chrysler

Only you can prevent forest fires. - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Running low on H2O? You're in luck!" - Ian

Silver:

We just carry it around instead of owning a dog - Whiz Kid

Gold:

Don’t you just hate when you get into a pissing contest with some complete stranger and lose? - Scrunt

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2018 at 3:10pm

Bears do piss in the woods and we turn it into water. So remember the next time you drink a cool bottle of Dasani, it used to be inside a bear.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 25, 2018 at 9:06pm

The local urologist is highly regarded by her pee-ers. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 25, 2018 at 8:57pm

In Soviet Russia, still blows up you. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 25, 2018 at 8:55pm

We're fresh out of the milk of human kindness. You'll have to settle for this. 

Comment by Scrunt on April 25, 2018 at 5:22pm

Don’t you just hate when you get into a pissing contest with some complete stranger and lose?

Comment by Scrunt on April 25, 2018 at 5:21pm

“Dude, that’s not moonshine you're drinking, it’s nitroglycerine. Why the hell do you think we’re wearing flak jackets?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 25, 2018 at 5:21pm

It’s official: Boise State University has finally proven that a woman produces more natural lube than a man during masturbation.

Comment by Scrunt on April 25, 2018 at 5:20pm

“Hey, this isn’t lemonade!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 25, 2018 at 5:19pm

♫ ♫ I shot the sheriff, but I did not shot the deputy ♫ ♫

Comment by Ian on April 25, 2018 at 12:24am

She's bound to leave you shaken, not stirred.

Comment by Ian on April 25, 2018 at 12:24am

"How much do wild gorillas in the mist scare me?  Precisely this much."

Comment by Ian on April 25, 2018 at 12:22am

"Guess who opted for the bottle in front of me and a frontal lobotomy."

Comment by 38chrysler on April 24, 2018 at 10:47pm

Sheesh... I'm just glad I didn't ask for a stool sample.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 24, 2018 at 10:42pm

The Cops didn't have to do the Test... they could tell from the Sample they asked for, which one was high as fuck.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 24, 2018 at 11:32am

"I don't know if they shit in the woods, but they sure as hell pee here."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 24, 2018 at 11:31am

And so was born the idea for the short lived Coors Party Ball™.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 24, 2018 at 7:24am

In the year 2050, no one can sleep without their sponge Bob mattress

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 24, 2018 at 1:03am

The best bear spray is Dad Piss

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 24, 2018 at 12:58am

Local native Americans believe it to be the "Squirt Bird"

Comment by Ian on April 23, 2018 at 9:51pm

"Ask us how we got a hold of so much Hadrosaur urine."

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