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Caption Contest 04-23-2018

Honorable Mentions:

“Let’s propose a toast to looking out for Number One!” - Jams3kds

Steppin It Up....TWO GIRLS ONE JUG ... - 38chrysler

Only you can prevent forest fires. - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Running low on H2O? You're in luck!" - Ian

Silver:

We just carry it around instead of owning a dog - Whiz Kid

Gold:

Don’t you just hate when you get into a pissing contest with some complete stranger and lose? - Scrunt

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Comment by 38chrysler on April 23, 2018 at 11:34am

When I said "Show me your Jugs" that's not what I had in mind...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 23, 2018 at 11:21am

I went walking in the woods and found 5 Jugs.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 23, 2018 at 11:15am

<.... How many drinks will it take to make you dizzy??

>..... 3 ... and the name is Daisy...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 23, 2018 at 11:12am

...hic... the more I drunk the drinker I get...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 23, 2018 at 11:11am

No no girls... this is the Moonshine... thats my pee-jug you've been drinking out of.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 23, 2018 at 10:41am

Why did your goldfish run away?

Comment by KariGrant on April 23, 2018 at 8:56am

Brush hogs.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 23, 2018 at 7:48am

For a pack of gum, you can help support Toilets and garbage cans

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 23, 2018 at 7:38am

In the future, it takes ten times the imagination to enjoy nature

Comment by 38chrysler on April 23, 2018 at 7:24am

Steppin It Up....TWO GIRLS  ONE JUG ...

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 23, 2018 at 7:19am

Do they yell "golf" during foreplay

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 23, 2018 at 7:14am

Douche survival tip #69

Comment by Rotwang on April 23, 2018 at 6:36am

Organic, non-GMO, no MSG, gluten-free.  

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2018 at 5:49am

And that’s how the term “Catching Mar-A-Lago in a bottle” came to be

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2018 at 5:42am

Wow, these Russian pee pee tapes aren’t what I imagined

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2018 at 5:41am

Having never been to England before Janice and Helen had a different idea of what getting pissed was

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2018 at 5:41am

Researchers on the R Kelly ranch make an interesting discovery

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2018 at 5:40am

“Let’s propose a toast to looking out for Number One!”

Comment by Mervin97 on April 23, 2018 at 4:38am

"It's moonshine we swear, we didn't pee in the jug, try it, hahahaha."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 23, 2018 at 4:27am

"We literally drain the swamp and drink it too."

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