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Caption Contest 04-21-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"Has anyone ever told you that you hold your rifle just like Oswald?" - Ian

Social Resistancing - Rosedude

they want a government that can do what none of them can: drown in a bathtub. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"What did that asshole mean we all have bad jeans?  Alan here isn't even wearing jeans." - Scrunt

Silver:

"Really, Dave? Jungle camo in an urban environment? You're making us look totally fucking stupid right now!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

What are you guys doing for Earth Day? - JJJ23

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 2, 2020 at 12:56pm

You guys ever been up there to that Upper Peninsula? I went up there the other day and got I some of that um, what do you call it? Oh yeah, coronavirus.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2020 at 4:01pm

I thought it was supposed to be a twelve step program?

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2020 at 7:36am

Who'd of thought guys that like guns so much would like to see more people dead.

Comment by blkbwayne on April 26, 2020 at 7:02pm

Guy in the Middle: face mask? ....This is a bikini top?!.... Wait a minute this isn’t a Pride Rally???

Comment by blkbwayne on April 26, 2020 at 6:58pm

Oh damn, this is the second time this week I’ve been caught with my pipe in my hand in public.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 25, 2020 at 11:45pm

I came here to protest peacefully. Hand me the nachos.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 25, 2020 at 6:03pm

This is exactly what the 2000 hit Down with the Sickness tried to warn us about.

Comment by MadAdam on April 25, 2020 at 6:20am

Did you bring the ammo?

No, I thought you brought the ammo. 

You've got the vest. What's in the pouches then?

Twinkies.

Comment by MadAdam on April 25, 2020 at 6:18am

It's a twelve step program. Dipshits Anonymous.

Comment by MadAdam on April 25, 2020 at 6:17am

The guy in the middle left early because he can only poop in his own house.

Comment by MadAdam on April 25, 2020 at 6:11am

Dick Dynasty

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 6:23pm

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask your country to make a 4am toilet tweet the basis of reality.

Comment by Iverneil on April 24, 2020 at 6:21pm
Lotta people here, we better drink some more of the Clorox.
Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 6:17pm

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask your country to make your life easier.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 24, 2020 at 5:01pm

We knew we had to get down here when we saw the Uncle Sam poster Trump put out that reads,

"I WANT YOU! (for the corpse freezer trailer)"

Comment by Iverneil on April 24, 2020 at 8:01am
I saw a cool army navy store around the corner I want to check out.
Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 5:53am

they want a government that can do what none of them can: drown in a bathtub.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 5:39am

hey america, stop shaming me for being selfish.  instead, kill several hundred thousand people so i feel better about being selfish.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 4:58am

i am a white man who is un-used to feeling powerless. government, fix my feelings for me, by making everyone else act differently.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 4:53am

actually, you can have both liberty and death.  i'm sure the last thoughts of guy at arbys and the nurse at the hospital will be reverential of the liberty you felt.

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