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Caption Contest 04-21-2020

Honorable Mentions:

"Has anyone ever told you that you hold your rifle just like Oswald?" - Ian

Social Resistancing - Rosedude

they want a government that can do what none of them can: drown in a bathtub. - mellowpuma

Bronze:

"What did that asshole mean we all have bad jeans?  Alan here isn't even wearing jeans." - Scrunt

Silver:

"Really, Dave? Jungle camo in an urban environment? You're making us look totally fucking stupid right now!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

What are you guys doing for Earth Day? - JJJ23

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Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 4:46am

yeah, let's stop these legislators from coming to work!  it's working guys!

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 4:45am

american exceptionalists: they are out standing. 

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 4:39am

why should i worry about what happened in  italy?.  it's full of itallians, we're americans!  we don't have pussy itallian lungs.  we're white guys.  oh, sorry george.  i guess his dad and his mom and all his grandparents were itallians.  good thing he's an american now!

Comment by Ian on April 24, 2020 at 1:34am

"Easy, Leonards. Go easy, men."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 23, 2020 at 7:58pm

By all means, give them liberty, but first give them depth.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 23, 2020 at 7:58pm

One of them should really be crowned queen of the drama queens while they’re at it.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 23, 2020 at 7:56pm

♫♩“…suicide is brainless
It brings on many changes ♬
I can take or leave it if I please.” ♫♩

Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2020 at 6:03pm
Just in case some serious shit went down, big Paul wore a suicide vest and brought a Bangalore.
Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2020 at 6:00pm
Just a little breather away from the bass lure factory.
Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2020 at 5:58pm
Big Andy always brought a tetherball Pole to these functions.
Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2020 at 5:54pm
Hell, we might even get us some women out of this deal.
Comment by Rosedude on April 23, 2020 at 1:00pm

Social Resistancing

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 23, 2020 at 11:44am

The Hill people came out of hiding after StillMart was deemed a non-essential service.

Comment by Scrunt on April 23, 2020 at 10:46am

"You're an anti-vaxer?  Me too!  What are the odds...  we both live through this?"

Comment by Scrunt on April 23, 2020 at 10:41am

"Because duck hunting is way too hard without automatic rifles!"

Comment by Scrunt on April 23, 2020 at 10:39am

"What did that asshole mean we all have bad jeans?  Alan here isn't even wearing jeans."

Comment by Scrunt on April 23, 2020 at 10:37am

"Dude, the gay rights protest is next Thursday."

Comment by Scrunt on April 23, 2020 at 10:35am

Anti Get Your Gun

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2020 at 7:18am

"Hey Jerry I don't think anyone cares that you know how to pole vault..."  

Comment by Jams3kds on April 23, 2020 at 7:12am

Socialist Distancing

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