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Caption Contest 04-20-2017

Honorable Mentions:

But then again, what do I know? After all, I voted for Trump. - MacSpruce

"Heaven is just a nick name.  My full name is actually Heavens To Murgatroyd Exit Stage Left.  My parents were huge Snagglepuss fans.” - Scrunt

She had a crush on an atheist, but as far as he was concerned she didn't exist. - RoadKillHairPiece

don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for half an hour. - mellowpuma


Special Orange Alertness Award:

When he's not talking to fish, Aquaman prefers to hide in plain sight. - Ian


Bronze:

Now I can't get into either bathroom! - Iverneil

Silver:

I mean, I'm just saying maybe I exist? - JJJ23

Gold:

"Nothing personal, sir. I was just saying that some of my best friends are toadying, spineless, yellow-belly politicians." - RunSilent RunDeep

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Comment by Rotwang on April 20, 2017 at 4:35am

North Korea was like "ya gonna threaten nukes on us? meh."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 20, 2017 at 3:21am

But then again, what do I know? After all, I voted for Trump.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 20, 2017 at 3:07am

As is usually the case, the original was better.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 20, 2017 at 2:24am

in answer to the question "what is heaven like" : sorta liberal, outspoken hipsterish girl with a cool green hoodie.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 20, 2017 at 2:18am

i'm kinda like meeeh.  

Comment by KariGrant on April 19, 2017 at 10:41pm

I ain't gonna lie. I thought it was St Patty's day. April 17th. So sue me for the wearin' o the friggin' green.

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