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Caption Contest 04-20-2017

Honorable Mentions:

But then again, what do I know? After all, I voted for Trump. - MacSpruce

"Heaven is just a nick name.  My full name is actually Heavens To Murgatroyd Exit Stage Left.  My parents were huge Snagglepuss fans.” - Scrunt

She had a crush on an atheist, but as far as he was concerned she didn't exist. - RoadKillHairPiece

don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for half an hour. - mellowpuma


Special Orange Alertness Award:

When he's not talking to fish, Aquaman prefers to hide in plain sight. - Ian


Bronze:

Now I can't get into either bathroom! - Iverneil

Silver:

I mean, I'm just saying maybe I exist? - JJJ23

Gold:

"Nothing personal, sir. I was just saying that some of my best friends are toadying, spineless, yellow-belly politicians." - RunSilent RunDeep

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Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:17pm

“On the bright side, I will always have a Heavenly body even if I never go to the gym again.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:17pm

“Be honest.  If I was black, no one would think my name was weird at all, would they?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:17pm

"Heaven is just a nick name.  My full name is actually Heavens To Murgatroyd Exit Stage Left.  My parents were huge Snagglepuss fans.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:16pm

“Were my parents stoned when they named me?  Well, I was born on 4/20, so it seems likely.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:16pm

Heaven's Hate

Comment by Mario!!! on April 20, 2017 at 8:32am

"And that's when I let his St. Peter enter my Heavenly gate, if you know what I mean..."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 20, 2017 at 8:30am

In case you were wondering, yes, all dogs go to Heaven.

Comment by Iverneil on April 20, 2017 at 8:06am

Now I can't get into either bathroom!

Comment by VomitFlop on April 20, 2017 at 7:57am

Now, in it's 430th season, The Voice struggles to remain relevant.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 20, 2017 at 7:54am

"Hello, I am a stereotype who has become officially triggered. What say you, scum?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 20, 2017 at 7:53am

Birth of a Procrastination

Comment by VomitFlop on April 20, 2017 at 7:51am

"Alright, you may drop the mic now, sir. My point has been stated."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 20, 2017 at 7:50am

"You heard me correctly. The culprit was none other than Bill O'Reilly."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 20, 2017 at 7:48am

"Oh, I get it. Your parents named you Heaven ironically."

Comment by KariGrant on April 20, 2017 at 7:36am

It says "Heathrow." That's where they found me. I don't know how I got there or who I am.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 20, 2017 at 5:57am

"Waaaa....waaa...waaa...blah.....blah...blah....waaa."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 20, 2017 at 5:54am

"My name isn't heathen it's Heather."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 20, 2017 at 5:52am

"I had to try and pay for college by stripping, now I still have school debt and I owe the strip club money,"

Comment by Mervin97 on April 20, 2017 at 5:48am

"I have a doctrine in  gender studies, where's my job."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 20, 2017 at 5:37am

" I shouldn't have to even get out of bed in the morning, so what can my country do for me."

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