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Caption Contest 04-20-2017

Honorable Mentions:

But then again, what do I know? After all, I voted for Trump. - MacSpruce

"Heaven is just a nick name.  My full name is actually Heavens To Murgatroyd Exit Stage Left.  My parents were huge Snagglepuss fans.” - Scrunt

She had a crush on an atheist, but as far as he was concerned she didn't exist. - RoadKillHairPiece

don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for half an hour. - mellowpuma


Special Orange Alertness Award:

When he's not talking to fish, Aquaman prefers to hide in plain sight. - Ian


Bronze:

Now I can't get into either bathroom! - Iverneil

Silver:

I mean, I'm just saying maybe I exist? - JJJ23

Gold:

"Nothing personal, sir. I was just saying that some of my best friends are toadying, spineless, yellow-belly politicians." - RunSilent RunDeep

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 27, 2017 at 9:39pm

Listen, I drink a lot so don't ask me who gets in and who doesn't.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 25, 2017 at 9:42pm

I might very well like The Leftovers if I watched it but I just don't have the time.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 23, 2017 at 6:47pm

Help you? I don't know man. I mean, what do you want me to say? I just don't know.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 22, 2017 at 2:34pm

"Nothing personal, sir. I was just saying that some of my best friends are toadying, spineless, yellow-belly politicians."

Comment by Bill Staples on April 22, 2017 at 7:12am
Has know idea where she lost her virginity
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2017 at 1:13pm

"I can't help I'm Canadian!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2017 at 1:11pm

"LaToya, Tito, Jermaine."

Comment by Iverneil on April 21, 2017 at 5:37am

I just wanted to say that I am making $150 an hour from home taking surveys online, its so easy...

Comment by Mervin97 on April 21, 2017 at 5:11am

"And I glow in the dark"

Comment by mellowpuma on April 21, 2017 at 3:43am

don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for  half an hour.

Comment by Ian on April 20, 2017 at 10:50pm

Live from the Hotel Oxymoron:  Christian Improv

Comment by Ian on April 20, 2017 at 10:48pm
Comment by Ian on April 20, 2017 at 10:41pm

When he's not talking to fish, Aquaman prefers to hide in plain sight.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:16pm

You got your good thing, and I've got mine.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:14pm

I've heard that she is for real and also that she is for real 2.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:12pm

I mean, I'm just saying maybe I exist?

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:21pm

  Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?  Ooh, heaven is a person on earth 

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:19pm

Heaven isn't too far away.  Closer to her every day.  No matter what your friends might say, we will find our way

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:19pm

“When Father Murphy tried to take ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven’ a little too literally, I cut his dick off!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 20, 2017 at 6:18pm

“Let's face it, with a name like Heaven, it's a miracle I’m not dancing naked on a pole right now.”

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