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Caption Contest 04-20-2017

Honorable Mentions:

But then again, what do I know? After all, I voted for Trump. - MacSpruce

"Heaven is just a nick name.  My full name is actually Heavens To Murgatroyd Exit Stage Left.  My parents were huge Snagglepuss fans.” - Scrunt

She had a crush on an atheist, but as far as he was concerned she didn't exist. - RoadKillHairPiece

don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for half an hour. - mellowpuma


Special Orange Alertness Award:

When he's not talking to fish, Aquaman prefers to hide in plain sight. - Ian


Bronze:

Now I can't get into either bathroom! - Iverneil

Silver:

I mean, I'm just saying maybe I exist? - JJJ23

Gold:

"Nothing personal, sir. I was just saying that some of my best friends are toadying, spineless, yellow-belly politicians." - RunSilent RunDeep

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 27, 2017 at 9:39pm

Listen, I drink a lot so don't ask me who gets in and who doesn't.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 25, 2017 at 9:42pm

I might very well like The Leftovers if I watched it but I just don't have the time.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 23, 2017 at 6:47pm

Help you? I don't know man. I mean, what do you want me to say? I just don't know.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 22, 2017 at 2:34pm

"Nothing personal, sir. I was just saying that some of my best friends are toadying, spineless, yellow-belly politicians."

Comment by Bill Staples on April 22, 2017 at 7:12am
Has know idea where she lost her virginity
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2017 at 1:13pm

"I can't help I'm Canadian!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2017 at 1:11pm

"LaToya, Tito, Jermaine."

Comment by Iverneil on April 21, 2017 at 5:37am

I just wanted to say that I am making $150 an hour from home taking surveys online, its so easy...

Comment by Mervin97 on April 21, 2017 at 5:11am

"And I glow in the dark"

Comment by mellowpuma on April 21, 2017 at 3:43am

don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for  half an hour.

Comment by Ian on April 20, 2017 at 10:50pm

Live from the Hotel Oxymoron:  Christian Improv

Comment by Ian on April 20, 2017 at 10:48pm
Comment by Ian on April 20, 2017 at 10:41pm

When he's not talking to fish, Aquaman prefers to hide in plain sight.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 20, 2017 at 8:31pm
Complaining about how many souls she loses to reincarnation.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 20, 2017 at 8:28pm
Explaining why conditioner and volumizer are sinful.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 20, 2017 at 8:06pm
Once again she wins a rap contest performing I'm No Fly Girl But I Can Gregorian Chant.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 20, 2017 at 7:21pm
She had a crush on an atheist, but as far as he was concerned she didn't exist.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:16pm

You got your good thing, and I've got mine.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:14pm

I've heard that she is for real and also that she is for real 2.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:12pm

I mean, I'm just saying maybe I exist?

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