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Okay, okay, I admit it...I did do a 3D movie with Nicholas Cage.
"...yes that would be a true statement. I was on the O.C. and I am OC, correct."
What's eating Gilbert Grape's ex-wfie?
Does this hairdo make me look fat?
I thought he was a porn star named Johnny Deep!
"That's where I was when diarrhea struck, your honor."
Alright, now show me... Grumpy Cat's asshole!
Keep your chin up, no…not like that!
She looks Jacked up.
I was the only one in this relationship that really gave a shit.
Tales of the Depps of Depravity
Our best bet would be to achieve Heard immunity.
“What the fuck do you mean I can't win an Emmy for this performance? This is being televised, isn't it!”
Now you know what would have happened if Benny and Joon had got married.
“And he wouldn’t even let me recycle the bottle afterwards, the monster!”
“Miss Heard, can you show us sad? Sad? That’s great. Now, how about happy? Can you show us happy?”
She’s giving a Depposition.
They always knew he was Captain Jack Sparrow….. now they are finding out I’m Captain Hook , Right Hook
Yes, your career is over.
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