"It increases production or else it gets the hose again." - Mario!!!
Let's just say they each received a scalding performance review and leave it at that. - Scrunt
Don't worry they'll be fine, they're Pastafarians. - Rotwang
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"If you're looking for the Presidential coronavirus briefing it's in the Hot Air room."
I am happy to announce... oh, who am I kidding? I am never happy.
No, Hot Water is an anagram for Two Heart. And since none of you got it, no one is getting a transplant.
What? You were expecting a new Macintosh?
As president and CEO of hotwater.com I just want to assure you all that Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who says I am the one. But seriously, the kid is not my son.
"You in the front. What's with the Jodhpuri breeches?"
"HA HA!!! Just kidding!! IT'S PISS!!!"
"O.K. For all you morons who continue to call our product a "Hot Water Heater" I'm going to show you why "Hot Water" doesn't need heating. We make "Water Heaters" numbnuts."
First of all, this is not the cold liquid you've been working with up to this point. Second of all, now we are a part of the rhythm nation, so take that into account, ok now tea bags...
"His methods are a little unorthodox, but they say he's a better motivational speaker than Tony Robbins."
"It increases production or else it gets the hose again."
Tough meeting, he gave them all a good scalding.
Business as Unusual
Let's just say they each received a scalding performance review and leave it at that.
Surprisingly, working at Apple has gotten even stranger ever since Steve Jobs died.
"Did everybody remember to bring their tea bags?"
"You all demanded hot water in the breakroom and that's precisely what you ungrateful little worker bees are going to get!"
"So, you want hot water? Well, I want a hot babe in each arm and a kilo of hemorrhoid cream!"
"I told you about switching to Geico, but you wouldn't listen!"
"We're all in hot water for calling the boss gonad breath!"
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