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Caption Contest 04-18-2020

Bronze:

"It increases production or else it gets the hose again." - Mario!!!

Silver:

Let's just say they each received a scalding performance review and leave it at that. - Scrunt

Gold:

Don't worry they'll be fine, they're Pastafarians. - Rotwang

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Comment by Rosedude on April 20, 2020 at 7:35pm

"If you're looking for the Presidential coronavirus briefing it's in the Hot Air room."

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 20, 2020 at 4:23pm

I am happy to announce... oh, who am I kidding? I am never happy.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 20, 2020 at 4:22pm

No, Hot Water is an anagram for Two Heart. And since none of you got it, no one is getting a transplant.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 20, 2020 at 4:18pm

What? You were expecting a new Macintosh?

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 20, 2020 at 4:17pm

As president and CEO of hotwater.com I just want to assure you all that Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who says I am the one. But seriously, the kid is not my son.

Comment by MadAdam on April 20, 2020 at 3:58pm

"You in the front. What's with the Jodhpuri breeches?"

Comment by MadAdam on April 20, 2020 at 3:52pm

"HA HA!!! Just kidding!! IT'S PISS!!!"

Comment by MadAdam on April 20, 2020 at 3:51pm

"O.K. For all you morons who continue to call our product a "Hot Water Heater" I'm going to show you why "Hot Water" doesn't need heating. We make "Water Heaters" numbnuts."

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2020 at 11:53am

First of all, this is not the cold liquid you've been working with up to this point. Second of all, now we are a part of the rhythm nation, so take that into account, ok now tea bags...

Comment by Mario!!! on April 20, 2020 at 8:26am

"His methods are a little unorthodox, but they say he's a better motivational speaker than Tony Robbins."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 20, 2020 at 8:18am

"It increases production or else it gets the hose again."

Comment by Iverneil on April 19, 2020 at 5:51pm

Tough meeting, he gave them all a good scalding.

Comment by Scrunt on April 19, 2020 at 12:11pm

Business as Unusual

Comment by Scrunt on April 19, 2020 at 11:59am

Let's just say they each received a scalding performance review and leave it at that.

Comment by Scrunt on April 19, 2020 at 11:58am

Surprisingly, working at Apple has gotten even stranger ever since Steve Jobs died.

Comment by Scrunt on April 19, 2020 at 11:55am

"Did everybody remember to bring their tea bags?"

Comment by Scrunt on April 19, 2020 at 11:52am

"You all demanded hot water in the breakroom and that's precisely what you ungrateful little worker bees are going to get!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 19, 2020 at 8:42am

"So, you want hot water?  Well, I want a hot babe in each arm and a kilo of hemorrhoid cream!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 19, 2020 at 8:39am

"I told you about switching to Geico, but you wouldn't listen!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 19, 2020 at 8:37am

"We're all in hot water for calling the boss gonad breath!"

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