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Caption Contest 04-18-2020

Bronze:

"It increases production or else it gets the hose again." - Mario!!!

Silver:

Let's just say they each received a scalding performance review and leave it at that. - Scrunt

Gold:

Don't worry they'll be fine, they're Pastafarians. - Rotwang

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 2, 2020 at 12:58pm

And now, jacuzzi time.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 1, 2020 at 7:34am

We're in it.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 28, 2020 at 9:00pm

The first round of Who Wants to Be a Plumber? quickly narrows the field of contestants.

Comment by Rotwang on April 25, 2020 at 7:28am

I said FALL IN LINE, SMOLDER!

Comment by Iverneil on April 24, 2020 at 6:27pm
I was never in any hot water till I took this job...........(cymbal).......no, but seriously folks.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 24, 2020 at 5:13pm

What is the opposite of Iceland?, and I'll take ON THE SPECTRUM for $800 Alex...

Comment by Rotwang on April 24, 2020 at 10:52am

Don't worry they'll be fine, they're Pastafarians. 

Comment by mellowpuma on April 24, 2020 at 5:08am

we all under stand hot water.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 22, 2020 at 4:48pm

"This is not an Apple commercial bitches it's real life."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 22, 2020 at 4:45pm

"Welcome to the tank, and I don't mean think tank."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 22, 2020 at 4:43pm

"Welcome to the tank, and I'm not talking think tank."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 22, 2020 at 4:40pm

" I called this meeting to see if anyone can figure out where the hot water pipes are."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 22, 2020 at 4:38pm

"Your all going to be in hot water for not social distancing."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 21, 2020 at 8:20pm

"Just as soon as we get water.  And heat."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 21, 2020 at 8:03pm

His presentation got a lukewarm reception.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 21, 2020 at 8:01pm

In this room, after fending off a couple of wrench-wielding thugs you’ll have to climb the ladder hidden in the shadow in the back corner and pull the lever near the ceiling that opens the locked vault in the far wall but also turns on the hot water, which floods the area between the two raised floors at each side of the room. You have to get down the ladder and over to the other side before the water gets too high and hot and before the vault, which is on a timer, swings shut again. Figure on dying a few times, by falling off the ladder and breaking all your bones and / or getting boiled to death, before you get the hang of it. Good luck, all you Lara Crofts! 

Comment by Iverneil on April 21, 2020 at 4:49pm

But Ted, we’re just here for the plumbers convention. None of us signed up for this shit.

Comment by Rosedude on April 21, 2020 at 11:25am

Hot water greeters.

Comment by Jams3kds on April 21, 2020 at 7:05am

"If you're wearing a yellow vest, you are not in hot water and are free to leave...the rest of you will remain standing here until someone tells me where they put my keys."

Comment by Jams3kds on April 21, 2020 at 6:58am

"will be coming out of these pipes in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...."

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