"It increases production or else it gets the hose again." - Mario!!!
Let's just say they each received a scalding performance review and leave it at that. - Scrunt
Don't worry they'll be fine, they're Pastafarians. - Rotwang
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And now, jacuzzi time.
We're in it.
The first round of Who Wants to Be a Plumber? quickly narrows the field of contestants.
I said FALL IN LINE, SMOLDER!
What is the opposite of Iceland?, and I'll take ON THE SPECTRUM for $800 Alex...
Don't worry they'll be fine, they're Pastafarians.
we all under stand hot water.
"This is not an Apple commercial bitches it's real life."
"Welcome to the tank, and I don't mean think tank."
"Welcome to the tank, and I'm not talking think tank."
" I called this meeting to see if anyone can figure out where the hot water pipes are."
"Your all going to be in hot water for not social distancing."
"Just as soon as we get water. And heat."
His presentation got a lukewarm reception.
In this room, after fending off a couple of wrench-wielding thugs you’ll have to climb the ladder hidden in the shadow in the back corner and pull the lever near the ceiling that opens the locked vault in the far wall but also turns on the hot water, which floods the area between the two raised floors at each side of the room. You have to get down the ladder and over to the other side before the water gets too high and hot and before the vault, which is on a timer, swings shut again. Figure on dying a few times, by falling off the ladder and breaking all your bones and / or getting boiled to death, before you get the hang of it. Good luck, all you Lara Crofts!
But Ted, we’re just here for the plumbers convention. None of us signed up for this shit.
Hot water greeters.
"If you're wearing a yellow vest, you are not in hot water and are free to leave...the rest of you will remain standing here until someone tells me where they put my keys."
"will be coming out of these pipes in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...."
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