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It's ok, the russians have backup copies of everything.
It's never good when your Lumberjack is also your Tailor.
Full Meddle Jacket
"Today's weather will be Stormy! Pass the word."
Cohen the Barbarian
"I'll trade you my newspaper for an ice cream cohen."
A "Time Warner" warns about long lines when calling time warner
The Boss said don't say anything until you have spoken with Clarence Darrow.
"Is that your bookie, put a 100 dollars on the Yankees winning the World Series and a 1,000 that your going to jail."
"I wish they would make a left eared phone."
"It's Donald, he wants a 130,000 dollar refund."
The Directors learned in a hurry that the Fonzi character didn't work except in a Leather Jacket
I told you to go to Cock's and get a searsucker jacket, but you, you moron, had to go to Sears.
"I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro."
You stay gold Ponyboy.
“Maybe you should change your name to Ray Romano, because everybody loves Raymond.”
“Can you hearing me now?”
“Your parents were wrong to name you Michael. They should’ve called you Fredo."
Soon to be starring in a new legal drama coming this Fall to Fox News: Trial & Error.
“My god man, if you’re going to pay off everyone the President has screwed, you’re going to have to cut a check to every person in the whole goddamn country.”
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