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Caption Contest 04-17-2018

Honorable Mentions:

The Horse Shit Whisperer - JJJ23

I checked, even Dear Abby has no good advice for you. - Rodney Dean

I told you to go to Cock's and get a searsucker jacket, but you, you moron, had to go to Sears. - KariGrant

Bronze:

“The judge says he will drop everything if you can hook him up with Stormy tonight…” - Jams3kds

Silver:

"I wish they would make a left eared phone." - Mervin97

Gold:

“Psst, haven’t you heard? Dead men don’t wear plaid.” - Scrunt

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 6, 2018 at 5:45pm

No Country For Old Fixers

Comment by Rotwang on April 20, 2018 at 11:40am

It's ok, the russians have backup copies of everything.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 19, 2018 at 10:23am

It's never good when your Lumberjack is also your Tailor.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2018 at 4:40pm

Full Meddle Jacket

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2018 at 4:28pm

"Today's weather will be Stormy!  Pass the word."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2018 at 4:27pm

Cohen the Barbarian  

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2018 at 4:24pm

"I'll trade you my newspaper for an ice cream cohen."

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 18, 2018 at 12:59pm

A "Time Warner" warns about long lines when calling time warner

Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2018 at 7:54am

The Boss said don't say anything until you have spoken with Clarence Darrow.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 18, 2018 at 5:59am

"Is that your bookie, put a 100 dollars on the Yankees winning the World Series and a 1,000 that your going to jail."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 18, 2018 at 5:53am

"I wish they would make a left eared phone."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 18, 2018 at 5:51am

"It's Donald, he wants a 130,000 dollar refund."

Comment by 38chrysler on April 18, 2018 at 5:42am

The Directors learned in a hurry that the Fonzi character didn't work except in a Leather Jacket

Comment by KariGrant on April 17, 2018 at 8:53pm

I told you to go to Cock's and get a searsucker jacket, but you, you moron, had to go to Sears.

Comment by Ian on April 17, 2018 at 7:51pm

"I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro."

Comment by JJJ23 on April 17, 2018 at 6:57pm

You stay gold Ponyboy.

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Maybe you should change your name to Ray Romano, because everybody loves Raymond.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Can you hearing me now?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Your parents were wrong to name you Michael.  They should’ve called you Fredo."

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2018 at 5:04pm

Soon to be starring in a new legal drama coming this Fall to Fox News: Trial & Error.

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