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Caption Contest 04-17-2018

Honorable Mentions:

The Horse Shit Whisperer - JJJ23

I checked, even Dear Abby has no good advice for you. - Rodney Dean

I told you to go to Cock's and get a searsucker jacket, but you, you moron, had to go to Sears. - KariGrant

Bronze:

“The judge says he will drop everything if you can hook him up with Stormy tonight…” - Jams3kds

Silver:

"I wish they would make a left eared phone." - Mervin97

Gold:

“Psst, haven’t you heard? Dead men don’t wear plaid.” - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2018 at 5:03pm

“My god man, if you’re going to pay off everyone the President has screwed, you’re going to have to cut a check to every person in the whole goddamn country.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2018 at 5:03pm

“Psst, haven’t you heard?  Dead men don’t wear plaid.”

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 17, 2018 at 2:18pm

And if the bikini girl on page 19 is a friend of yours like you say, I'd get tested for the usual suspects if I were you.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 17, 2018 at 2:14pm

I checked, even Dear Abby has no good advice for you.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2018 at 11:06am

"Yeah, well in the court of public opinion you're failing miserably."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2018 at 11:03am

"How can you just sit there like that while your pants are on fire?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2018 at 11:01am

"You ever have your salad tossed?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2018 at 10:59am

Even Lloyd Kaufman thinks he's a filthy degenerate.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2018 at 10:58am

"Better call Matlock."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2018 at 10:57am

Unsurprisingly, it'll be in one ear & out the other soon enough.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 17, 2018 at 9:14am

The Horse Shit Whisperer (nod to Jams, respect)

Comment by JJJ23 on April 17, 2018 at 9:13am

You're fucked Copperfield, you'll never do magic in this town again. Oh wait, you're Michael Cohen, well you're going to prison.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 17, 2018 at 8:43am

"Looks like things are getting even Stormier for you."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 17, 2018 at 8:41am

"When it comes to the President, they're ALL Trumped up charges!"

Comment by 38chrysler on April 17, 2018 at 8:30am

...Yes .....I can see the light from your phone....

Comment by Jams3kds on April 17, 2018 at 6:01am

Whore’s whisperer

Comment by Jams3kds on April 17, 2018 at 6:00am

 “It’s the producers of Sharknado 6, they want to know if you want to play a sleazy lawyer”

Comment by Jams3kds on April 17, 2018 at 6:00am

“Hannity wants to know if you want to get together for dinner after you get out of prison”

Comment by Jams3kds on April 17, 2018 at 6:00am

Sheer sucker in a suit

Comment by Jams3kds on April 17, 2018 at 5:59am

“The judge says he will drop everything if you can hook him up with Stormy tonight…”

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