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“Psst, haven’t you heard? Dead men don’t wear plaid.”
And if the bikini girl on page 19 is a friend of yours like you say, I'd get tested for the usual suspects if I were you.
I checked, even Dear Abby has no good advice for you.
"Yeah, well in the court of public opinion you're failing miserably."
"How can you just sit there like that while your pants are on fire?"
"You ever have your salad tossed?"
Even Lloyd Kaufman thinks he's a filthy degenerate.
"Better call Matlock."
Unsurprisingly, it'll be in one ear & out the other soon enough.
The Horse Shit Whisperer (nod to Jams, respect)
You're fucked Copperfield, you'll never do magic in this town again. Oh wait, you're Michael Cohen, well you're going to prison.
"Looks like things are getting even Stormier for you."
"When it comes to the President, they're ALL Trumped up charges!"
...Yes .....I can see the light from your phone....
“It’s the producers of Sharknado 6, they want to know if you want to play a sleazy lawyer”
“Hannity wants to know if you want to get together for dinner after you get out of prison”
Sheer sucker in a suit
“The judge says he will drop everything if you can hook him up with Stormy tonight…”
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