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Caption Contest 04-17-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"What are you doing under that blanket, and remember we'll know if your lying." - Mervin97

CSI: Disneyland - VomitFlop

Let the annual face-sitting championship begin!!! - KariGrant

"Can't you wait until after I die Mr. Mickelson?"
"We could but the golf tees wouldn't be as magical then." - Ian

Not the first Italian to end up in a box for telling lies... - AKAAB


Bronze:

where are we supposed to find a carpenter at this hour! - mellowpuma

Silver:

I'm sorry Pinocchio, you have a Woodpecker. - Iverneil

Gold:

Nearly died from a nose hemorrhage after three hours as Trump's press secretary. - RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2017 at 1:20pm

I was riding the rocking horse and then one thing led to another.

Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2017 at 1:13pm

Did it work??

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 18, 2017 at 5:58am
Was found weeping and incoherent in a lumber yard searching for his mother.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 18, 2017 at 5:52am
The pest control team knows he's lying when he claims he got a bad case of termites from a toilet seat.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 18, 2017 at 5:32am
Nearly died from a nose hemorrhage after three hours as Trump's press secretary.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 18, 2017 at 5:29am
Resting after giving seven horny women nose jobs.
Comment by Ian on April 17, 2017 at 10:33pm

"Can't you wait until after I die Mr. Mickelson?"

"We could but the golf tees wouldn't be as magical then."

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:19pm

“Captain, come over here!  You’re never gonna believe what we just found inside that whale we done harpooned!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:18pm

“I’m sorry son, but we’ve got to make room for all those new Star Wars characters we keep creating here at Disney.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:18pm

“I’ve got bad news and good news.  The bad news is that you’re still not a real boy.  The good news is that if you had been, that fall you just took would’ve killed you.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:18pm

The Puppet Masturbator

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:17pm

“String him up!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:17pm

“EVERYBODY GET BACK!  HE’S GOING TO LIE!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:17pm

“We can rebuild him.  We have the technology…”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 17, 2017 at 4:01pm

Getting prepped for surgery to get his rotted walnuts removed.

Comment by KariGrant on April 17, 2017 at 3:56pm

Let the annual face-sitting championship begin!!!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 17, 2017 at 3:55pm

He nose no bounds.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2017 at 11:38am

"Why the fuck is this puppet slowly transforming into a donkey?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2017 at 11:31am

In a bizarre plot twist, it was revealed by Maury, that Pinocchio was in fact, Woody's father.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2017 at 11:29am

"Alright, toss him in the fireplace."

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