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Caption Contest 04-17-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"What are you doing under that blanket, and remember we'll know if your lying." - Mervin97

CSI: Disneyland - VomitFlop

Let the annual face-sitting championship begin!!! - KariGrant

"Can't you wait until after I die Mr. Mickelson?"
"We could but the golf tees wouldn't be as magical then." - Ian

Not the first Italian to end up in a box for telling lies... - AKAAB


Bronze:

where are we supposed to find a carpenter at this hour! - mellowpuma

Silver:

I'm sorry Pinocchio, you have a Woodpecker. - Iverneil

Gold:

Nearly died from a nose hemorrhage after three hours as Trump's press secretary. - RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2017 at 11:28am

CSI: Disneyland

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2017 at 11:27am

"Jiminy Cricket, is that you?! I can't see a damn thing!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 17, 2017 at 11:25am

They were about to find out why his nickname was Peckerwood.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 17, 2017 at 10:56am

i need 8 cc's of belief that someday you'll be a real boy, stat!

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 17, 2017 at 10:37am
911 was called after the woman he was pleasuring nasally started doing kegels and broke his schnoz.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 17, 2017 at 10:19am
Got a bad infection after nosing around in other people's business.
Comment by Mario!!! on April 17, 2017 at 8:34am

"Let him go boys.  If he was lying about not murdering Geppetto, we'd know it."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 17, 2017 at 8:27am

At Surreal Doll, we have a sex doll for every fetish and fantasy.

Comment by Bill Staples on April 17, 2017 at 7:57am
On the set of Pinocchio porno film....Would I Lie To You?
Comment by Mervin97 on April 17, 2017 at 5:12am

"Be careful he has a woody."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 17, 2017 at 5:09am

"What are you doing under that blanket, and remember we'll know if your lying."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 17, 2017 at 5:07am

"We found it, the tomb of Pinocchio a real boy."

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