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Caption Contest 04-17-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"What are you doing under that blanket, and remember we'll know if your lying." - Mervin97

CSI: Disneyland - VomitFlop

Let the annual face-sitting championship begin!!! - KariGrant

"Can't you wait until after I die Mr. Mickelson?"
"We could but the golf tees wouldn't be as magical then." - Ian

Not the first Italian to end up in a box for telling lies... - AKAAB


Bronze:

where are we supposed to find a carpenter at this hour! - mellowpuma

Silver:

I'm sorry Pinocchio, you have a Woodpecker. - Iverneil

Gold:

Nearly died from a nose hemorrhage after three hours as Trump's press secretary. - RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 23, 2017 at 6:36pm

If we'd opened the vault sooner we may have been able to save him.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 21, 2017 at 3:46am

they rotate statues into walt disney's cryo pod to "keep him company".

Comment by AKAAB on April 20, 2017 at 7:53pm

I like it in the ash.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2017 at 7:19pm

I'm worried about this Twin Peaks reboot.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 20, 2017 at 3:25am

Based on the DNA tests, we think we've found your biological mother.

Well, where is she?

Actually, it's this crate you were shipped in.

Comment by Rotwang on April 19, 2017 at 12:02pm

Don't worry kid, termites aren't terminal, they're short term.

Comment by Iverneil on April 19, 2017 at 10:02am

Just keep that creep Gepedo away from me

Comment by AKAAB on April 19, 2017 at 8:51am

Ironically, when Pinnochio died, he wasn't cremated.  

Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2017 at 5:39pm

I'm sorry Pinocchio, you have a Woodpecker.

Comment by AKAAB on April 18, 2017 at 5:35pm

Hey Voldemort...try telling a couple lies...

Comment by AKAAB on April 18, 2017 at 5:32pm

I swear, it's the real Pinnochio.  I wooden kid you...

Comment by AKAAB on April 18, 2017 at 5:05pm

This week on Whale Wars - On the research ship Nisshin Maru, there is an interesting discovery...

Comment by AKAAB on April 18, 2017 at 5:02pm

Not the first Italian to end up in a box for telling lies...

Comment by mellowpuma on April 18, 2017 at 3:34pm

oops nevermind, he's not a real boy, false alarm.  need a garbage can over here.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 18, 2017 at 3:32pm

where are we supposed to find a carpenter at this hour!

Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2017 at 1:40pm

I should have never tried it but I was board

Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2017 at 1:20pm

I was riding the rocking horse and then one thing led to another.

Comment by Iverneil on April 18, 2017 at 1:13pm

Did it work??

Comment by Ian on April 17, 2017 at 10:33pm

"Can't you wait until after I die Mr. Mickelson?"

"We could but the golf tees wouldn't be as magical then."

Comment by Scrunt on April 17, 2017 at 5:19pm

“Captain, come over here!  You’re never gonna believe what we just found inside that whale we done harpooned!”

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