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Caption Contest 04-15-2019

Bronze:

Twinkle Toes Blutarski will now attempt a snort 34 ounces of cocaine, seize the flag and be back in his cubicle at work before his boss realizes he was gone. - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

Big Boobs and a great Pole Dancer but I'll be damned if you think I'm stuffing any dollar bills down his shorts. - 38chrysler

Gold:

Nothing motivates some people better than a kilo of pure uncut Colombian cocaine. - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on April 15, 2019 at 5:21pm

Nothing motivates some people better than a kilo of pure uncut Colombian cocaine.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2019 at 3:57pm

Twinkle Toes Blutarski will now attempt a snort 34 ounces of cocaine, seize the flag and be back in his cubicle at work before his boss realizes he was gone.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2019 at 3:44pm

Welcome to the "2019 Running of the Bullshitters!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2019 at 3:41pm

What happens in Poland stays in Poland.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2019 at 3:40pm

Last known photo of Curly from the Three Stooges.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 15, 2019 at 11:02am

Grease & desist

Comment by KariGrant on April 15, 2019 at 10:40am

Rare sighting of a Mastoton.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2019 at 9:26am

American Sumo Warrior is a lot more entertaining than American Ninja Warrior.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2019 at 9:23am

For a fat man Bruno was light on his feet.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2019 at 9:21am

As far as buttered poles was concerned Todd was an expert on both. 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2019 at 9:16am

The edited version of the big fight scene in Borat sucks. 

Comment by Mario!!! on April 15, 2019 at 8:25am

Nobody was better at capture the flag than Bob.  Nobody!

Comment by Mario!!! on April 15, 2019 at 8:22am

They do planking little differently in Minsk.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2019 at 8:19am

Look up in the sky it's a hippo, an elephant it's fatman.

Comment by Iverneil on April 15, 2019 at 6:18am

Leeeerrroyyyy Jenkins!!

Comment by 38chrysler on April 15, 2019 at 6:14am

Big Boobs and a great Pole Dancer but I'll be damned if you think I'm stuffing any dollar bills down his shorts.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2019 at 9:16pm

He was the most unique lumberjack any of them had ever encountered.

Comment by Ian on April 14, 2019 at 9:15pm

"In Soviet Russia, pole vaults you."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2019 at 9:09pm

Blairence wasn't intending to castrate himself. It just sorta happened.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2019 at 9:01pm

"What? You thought all those various reports were kidding when they said that obesity is on the rise?"

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