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Caption Contest 04-15-2019

Bronze:

Twinkle Toes Blutarski will now attempt a snort 34 ounces of cocaine, seize the flag and be back in his cubicle at work before his boss realizes he was gone. - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

Big Boobs and a great Pole Dancer but I'll be damned if you think I'm stuffing any dollar bills down his shorts. - 38chrysler

Gold:

Nothing motivates some people better than a kilo of pure uncut Colombian cocaine. - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on April 19, 2019 at 8:48pm

No, no, no, you idiot! I said run your idea up the flagpole.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 19, 2019 at 8:46pm

Falstaff Flag Operation

Comment by MacSpruce on April 19, 2019 at 8:46pm

The Administrator told him to log off. Then he's going to reboot, if he can find his galoshes.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 19, 2019 at 8:44pm

Gallop Pole

Comment by blkbwayne on April 16, 2019 at 11:44pm

Not your Mothers Weight Watchers anymore....

Comment by blkbwayne on April 16, 2019 at 11:34pm

Pole Walt

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2019 at 8:02pm

He's leading in the poles.

Comment by blkbwayne on April 16, 2019 at 3:01pm

Wow getting extra whip cream at Starbucks is a bit extreme 

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2019 at 12:40pm

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2019 at 2:14am

Curly gave it his all, even though he witnessed Moe and Larry fall to their deaths.

Comment by Ian on April 15, 2019 at 10:26pm

Elon's musky odor was apparent even at 146,000 feet above Australia.

Comment by Ian on April 15, 2019 at 10:20pm

"You know what else is like a Box of Chocolates?  King Kong's toothpick."

Comment by Ian on April 15, 2019 at 10:17pm

Silver Linings Playbook:  The heavier you get, the stronger your calves.

Comment by Ian on April 15, 2019 at 10:13pm

Jerry ignores all the red flags in life, save one.

Comment by KariGrant on April 15, 2019 at 8:26pm

Are you my blubber's creeper?

Comment by Scrunt on April 15, 2019 at 5:22pm

Cannon Ball Run

Comment by Scrunt on April 15, 2019 at 5:22pm

Twinkle Toes? Looks more like Twinkie Abs if you ask me.

Comment by Scrunt on April 15, 2019 at 5:22pm

“Ok, you’ve clearly got down the Float Like a Butterfly bit.  Now let’s work on the Sting Like a Bee part.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 15, 2019 at 5:21pm

Pole Vaulting: You’re doing it wrong!

Comment by Scrunt on April 15, 2019 at 5:21pm

“Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits!”

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