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Not your Mothers Weight Watchers anymore....
He's leading in the poles.
Wow getting extra whip cream at Starbucks is a bit extreme
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Curly gave it his all, even though he witnessed Moe and Larry fall to their deaths.
Elon's musky odor was apparent even at 146,000 feet above Australia.
"You know what else is like a Box of Chocolates? King Kong's toothpick."
Silver Linings Playbook: The heavier you get, the stronger your calves.
Jerry ignores all the red flags in life, save one.
Are you my blubber's creeper?
Cannon Ball Run
Twinkle Toes? Looks more like Twinkie Abs if you ask me.
“Ok, you’ve clearly got down the Float Like a Butterfly bit. Now let’s work on the Sting Like a Bee part.”
Pole Vaulting: You’re doing it wrong!
“Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits!”
Nothing motivates some people better than a kilo of pure uncut Colombian cocaine.
Twinkle Toes Blutarski will now attempt a snort 34 ounces of cocaine, seize the flag and be back in his cubicle at work before his boss realizes he was gone.
Welcome to the "2019 Running of the Bullshitters!"
What happens in Poland stays in Poland.
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