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Caption Contest 04-14-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Sorry, but you have left me with no other choice. I must unfriend you all." - VomitFlop

Social Media Circus - Scrunt

Somebody's textifying. - KariGrant

Bronze:

destabilizing democracy? there's an app for that. - mellowpuma

Silver:

"You must be this tall to testify before congress." - Mervin97

Gold:

Yes Senator we have your entire Internet History... would you like to ask me any questions? ...No?.. I didn't think so. - 38chrysler

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2018 at 8:56am

Tweets for my tweetie...

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2018 at 8:42am

"Mr Zuckerberg are you denying that your company My Space helped the Russians influence the Presidential election."  

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2018 at 8:38am

"Yes the NAS invades everyone's privacy, but they don't claim stake to people's family photos."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 15, 2018 at 8:35am

"You must be this tall to testify before congress."

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 8:20am

The social network meets its phone book father

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 8:13am

Porno passed mustard. Now its your turn.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 15, 2018 at 6:41am

I thought this was a hearing for the head of Facebook, who let in the fish baby from Eraserhead? Oh, I'm sorry mister Zuckerberg.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2018 at 6:23am

"Damn, Suits For Less is having a sale!"

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 11:46pm

Only children want the front row of hearings because there's no sex on the screen

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 11:12pm

Tourettes People? Yay or Nay?

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 9:20pm

Lawyer mobile phone software didn't answer ANOTHER emoji!?!?

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 9:03pm

jerkin off under the table is just how I was born, your honor

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 8:55pm

Phil Specter. Shoes. For Men.

Comment by Ian on April 14, 2018 at 8:54pm

"Is it my fault the human condition improves with external validation?"

Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2018 at 6:24pm

Mr. Zuckberg, we know you are farting.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 3:34pm

In some places a man who never cum sweats is also a crime

Comment by 38chrysler on April 14, 2018 at 3:33pm

Yes Senator we have your entire Internet History... would you like to ask me any questions? ...No?..  I didnt think so.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 14, 2018 at 3:31pm

You must rehab a man who takes photos of his dick

Comment by mellowpuma on April 14, 2018 at 3:15am

so "daddy beach" is not a sexy baby doll do-wap song from the 50's?  oh, " data breech".  hmm. sorry.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 14, 2018 at 3:12am

here's the situation, you're on a raft going over a cliff, you can only save the face part or the book part. which do you choose?

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