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"I'm sorry Mr. Zuckerberg, but we can not subpoena 2,298,756 friends as character witnesses."
He updated his status to complex- with an explanation.
Did you, or did you not say "My Space is gonna be my bitch"?
I thought Matt Santos was a fictional congressman.
"During the recess, swap out the height-boosting cushion for a whoopee cushion..."
He seems to be overcompensating for being the last one on every list he's ever appeared on.
Young man I've had it up to here with your quiz answers.
Judge Cam knows you can hear a woman in the next room.........3,2,1
NEVER..........talk about my mom.
Old timey lady baseball cards and playing cards and mini oil painting databases for all spying
Van Wilder has evaded our top parental controls
Can we slideshow face libraries to railside plopz
Luxury lane returns department and/or drycleaners
If the accounts are fake then the photos must be has-beanz.
So, uhhhhh, like, uh, government slag badge? or something?
Their side is selling we're buying
Frankenstein or Frank&Beans?
Bored by your Hearing loss?
Tweets for my tweetie...
"Mr Zuckerberg are you denying that your company My Space helped the Russians influence the Presidential election."
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