Caption Contest 04-14-2018

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Comment by mellowpuma on May 1, 2018 at 7:59am

if you had this information to sell, why didn't you come to us first?  what are we dogmeat?

Comment by Rotwang on April 22, 2018 at 6:06pm

"Did you release personal information- phone number, gender, relationship status?"

"Relationship status? It's complicated."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 19, 2018 at 8:54am

"I'm sorry Mr. Zuckerberg, but we can not subpoena 2,298,756 friends as character witnesses."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 19, 2018 at 8:48am

He updated his status to complex- with an explanation.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 19, 2018 at 8:39am

Did you, or did you not say "My Space is gonna be my bitch"?

Comment by MacSpruce on April 16, 2018 at 7:30pm

I thought Matt Santos was a fictional congressman. 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 16, 2018 at 7:28pm

"During the recess, swap out the height-boosting cushion for a whoopee cushion..." 

Comment by MacSpruce on April 16, 2018 at 7:20pm

He seems to be overcompensating for being the last one on every list he's ever appeared on. 

Comment by Global Pope on April 15, 2018 at 9:22pm

Young man I've had it up to here with your quiz answers.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 6:46pm

Judge Cam knows you can hear a woman in the next room.........3,2,1

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 12:46pm

NEVER..........talk about my mom.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 11:29am

Old timey lady baseball cards and playing cards and mini oil painting databases for all spying

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 11:23am

Van Wilder has evaded our top parental controls

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 11:02am

Can we slideshow face libraries to railside plopz

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 10:50am

Luxury lane returns department and/or drycleaners

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 10:46am

If the accounts are fake then the photos must be has-beanz.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 10:22am

So, uhhhhh, like, uh, government slag badge? or something?

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 10:17am

Their side is selling we're buying

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 15, 2018 at 10:14am

Frankenstein or Frank&Beans?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 15, 2018 at 8:58am

Bored by your Hearing loss?

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