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so, you've helped russia taint american elections for generations, and you're not especially sorry. are you going to stop? can you pretend to be sorry and say you'll stop? can you help me tell my ex she's a donkey whore?
"We make money from our ads senator. The average facebook user sees a return on investment when they run targeted ads because we have millions of fake accounts that click 'like' and then drop off the face of the Earth. By the time you fully comprehend our business model you'll be retired or dead. Are we done?"
"I'm crushing your head!"
"We have a special guest that would like to ask you a few questions Mr. Zuckerberg. He's about five foot nine and a little bug-eyed who sometimes goes by the name Mr. Robot."
face book him dano.
No, Mr. Zuckerberg, if they are subpoenaed, your facebook friends DO have to testify.
Upon learning that Facebook did not manage the breached cloud servers that stored all those hacked nude Kate Upton pics, Congress dejectedly adjourned the hearing.
“Psst. Hey Mark. Equifax just sent us a text thanking us for taking the data integrity spotlight off of them.”
Social Media Circus
“You’d better not be Tweeting over there!”
At this point, Mark’s just trying to save Face… book.
How quickly can we make you president? Could you host a fake game show for a few years? Do you know any pornstars?
Well, you're likely gonna get "poked", but there will definitely not be anything cute about it.
"Actually, you were far more convincing as Lex Luthor."
"Sorry, but you have left me with no other choice. I must unfriend you all."
"Well, time to update the old MySpace profile."
The Social Butterfly Effect
He was going to make Congress do an about facebook.
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