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"Mr Zuckerberg are you denying that your company My Space helped the Russians influence the Presidential election."
"Yes the NAS invades everyone's privacy, but they don't claim stake to people's family photos."
"You must be this tall to testify before congress."
The social network meets its phone book father
Porno passed mustard. Now its your turn.
I thought this was a hearing for the head of Facebook, who let in the fish baby from Eraserhead? Oh, I'm sorry mister Zuckerberg.
"Damn, Suits For Less is having a sale!"
Only children want the front row of hearings because there's no sex on the screen
Tourettes People? Yay or Nay?
Lawyer mobile phone software didn't answer ANOTHER emoji!?!?
jerkin off under the table is just how I was born, your honor
Phil Specter. Shoes. For Men.
"Is it my fault the human condition improves with external validation?"
Mr. Zuckberg, we know you are farting.
In some places a man who never cum sweats is also a crime
Yes Senator we have your entire Internet History... would you like to ask me any questions? ...No?.. I didnt think so.
You must rehab a man who takes photos of his dick
so "daddy beach" is not a sexy baby doll do-wap song from the 50's? oh, " data breech". hmm. sorry.
here's the situation, you're on a raft going over a cliff, you can only save the face part or the book part. which do you choose?
destabilizing democracy? there's an app for that.
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