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Comment by mellowpuma on April 14, 2018 at 2:46am

so, you've helped russia taint american elections for generations, and you're not especially  sorry. are you going to stop?  can you pretend to be sorry and say you'll stop?  can you help me tell my ex she's a donkey whore?

Comment by Ian on April 14, 2018 at 1:02am

"We make money from our ads senator.  The average facebook user sees a return on investment when they run targeted ads because we have millions of fake accounts that click 'like' and then drop off the face of the Earth.  By the time you fully comprehend our business model you'll be retired or dead.  Are we done?"

Comment by Ian on April 14, 2018 at 12:50am

"I'm crushing your head!"

Comment by Ian on April 14, 2018 at 12:50am

"We have a special guest that would like to ask you a few questions Mr. Zuckerberg.  He's about five foot nine and a little bug-eyed who sometimes goes by the name Mr. Robot."

Comment by mellowpuma on April 14, 2018 at 12:06am

face book him dano.

Comment by KariGrant on April 13, 2018 at 5:13pm

No, Mr. Zuckerberg, if they are subpoenaed, your facebook friends DO have to testify.

Comment by KariGrant on April 13, 2018 at 5:10pm

Somebody's textifying.

Comment by Scrunt on April 13, 2018 at 5:04pm

Upon learning that Facebook did not manage the breached cloud servers that stored all those hacked nude Kate Upton pics, Congress dejectedly adjourned the hearing.

Comment by Scrunt on April 13, 2018 at 5:04pm

“Psst.  Hey Mark.  Equifax just sent us a text thanking us for taking the data integrity spotlight off of them.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 13, 2018 at 5:04pm

Social Media Circus

Comment by Scrunt on April 13, 2018 at 5:03pm

“You’d better not be Tweeting over there!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 13, 2018 at 5:03pm

At this point, Mark’s just trying to save Face… book.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 13, 2018 at 12:32pm

How quickly can we make you president? Could you host a fake game show for a few years? Do you know any pornstars?

Comment by JJJ23 on April 13, 2018 at 12:16pm

Well, you're likely gonna get "poked", but there will definitely not be anything cute about it.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 13, 2018 at 11:17am

#screwed

Comment by VomitFlop on April 13, 2018 at 10:55am

"Actually, you were far more convincing as Lex Luthor."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 13, 2018 at 10:54am

"Sorry, but you have left me with no other choice. I must unfriend you all."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 13, 2018 at 10:52am

"Well, time to update the old MySpace profile."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 13, 2018 at 10:50am

The Social Butterfly Effect

Comment by VomitFlop on April 13, 2018 at 10:48am

He was going to make Congress do an about facebook.

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