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Caption Contest 04-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Flying the unfriendly skies - Bill Staples

Benighted Airlines - MacSpruce

At United Airlines, we hijack you! - Scrunt

Clean up in Aisle 5. - Gerhardguffaw


Bronze:

This is Great... instead of just a bag of peanuts United is giving Chinese Take-Outs. - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Anyone else not want to put their phones in airplane mode?  I didn't think so!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

mistakes on a plane - mellowpuma

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Comment by JJJ23 on Monday

United Airlines: We don't want your business, and we need the seats for scorpions.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 19, 2017 at 2:58am

the airline's legal defense strategy: he has a trump bumper sticker on his car, what did he expect when he voted for trump, isn't this the america he wanted?

Comment by mellowpuma on April 19, 2017 at 2:57am

in coach, no one can't hear you scream

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 4:27pm

Please return your passengers to the upright and seated position.

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 1:57pm

Rule #1 is we don't talk about Flight Club!

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 9:35am

Where will you be when Daorrhea strikes?

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 9:35am

Ironically, Dao was down that day, but the Dow was up.  

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 9:34am

Stupid is as stupid does.

Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 9:33am

What?  You all thought they should tickle him off the plane?

Comment by VomitFlop on April 15, 2017 at 5:04pm

Comment by Bill Staples on April 15, 2017 at 3:42pm
United we beat the shit out of our competition and you too
Comment by mellowpuma on April 15, 2017 at 6:37am

in russia ... wait, in russia you get to stay in a seat you paid for, what the hell?

Comment by mellowpuma on April 15, 2017 at 6:22am

mistakes on a plane

Comment by mellowpuma on April 15, 2017 at 6:19am

stewardess, take away their bags of peanuts!  i will have order on my plane!

Comment by mellowpuma on April 15, 2017 at 6:04am

that ua employee just sat in the most expensive seat in airline history, and it was coach.  figures.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 15, 2017 at 6:02am

... and his little dog too!

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 14, 2017 at 10:05pm
United pays those who volunteer their seats up to $1,300 for the inconvenience and a minimum of $275,000 for medical expenses.
Comment by 38chrysler on April 14, 2017 at 9:12pm

United would like to thank you for volunteering your seat...

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 14, 2017 at 6:23pm
In business class, you're allowed one call to your martial arts instructor before you're forcibly removed.
Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2017 at 5:18pm

He was in it for the long hall

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