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Caption Contest 04-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Flying the unfriendly skies - Bill Staples

Benighted Airlines - MacSpruce

At United Airlines, we hijack you! - Scrunt

Clean up in Aisle 5. - Gerhardguffaw


Bronze:

This is Great... instead of just a bag of peanuts United is giving Chinese Take-Outs. - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Anyone else not want to put their phones in airplane mode?  I didn't think so!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

mistakes on a plane - mellowpuma

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 14, 2017 at 4:06pm

Clean up in Aisle 5.

Comment by Scrunt on April 14, 2017 at 2:34pm

Dao later flew to Sacramento where he made his next mistake by jaywalking in front of a cop.

Comment by Scrunt on April 14, 2017 at 2:33pm

I haven’t seen an Asian in a viral video this disturbing since Gangnam Style.

Comment by Scrunt on April 14, 2017 at 2:33pm

If only they had dragged off that woman with her screaming baby instead, the entire plane would’ve cheered instead of jeered.

Comment by Scrunt on April 14, 2017 at 2:33pm

At United Airlines, we hijack you!

Comment by Scrunt on April 14, 2017 at 2:32pm

Who says you can’t stretch out in coach?

Comment by Scrunt on April 14, 2017 at 2:32pm

What’s really fucked up is that they then lost his luggage.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:24am

"What the fuck is Yellow Cabin Fever? Is it contagious?"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:24am

"Sorry, ma'am, but we're not looking for anybody here who speaks jive."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:16am

♬ All I wanted was a Pepsi! Just one Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi! 

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:13am

They would later change their slogan to: United, we stand against racism.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:11am

Dr. No

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:11am

"There's gotta be easier ways to access The Mile High Club."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 14, 2017 at 11:10am

Drag Me to Help

Comment by mellowpuma on April 14, 2017 at 10:30am

the airline's legal defense strategy: he has a trump bumper sticker on his car, what did he expect when he voted for trump, isn't this the america he wanted.

Comment by KariGrant on April 14, 2017 at 9:37am

...and soon he gets the fortune, cookie.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 14, 2017 at 8:54am

"You ever seen a grown man naked?  Well, you're about to."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 14, 2017 at 8:46am

"Anyone else not want to put their phones in airplane mode?  I didn't think so!"

Comment by MacSpruce on April 14, 2017 at 8:14am

Deplaned, boss, deplaned!

Comment by MacSpruce on April 14, 2017 at 8:13am

Benighted Airlines

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