He didn't follow the Stay at Home order and ultimately was arrested for egging people's homes. - Jams3kds
"He has risen and attempting escape! One Adam Twelve requires assistance with a 5150." - Ian
Donnie Narco - Mario!!!
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Br'er Fox respected Br'er Rabbit's plea to not throw him in the brier patch.
Hutch has put on a little weight.
Here comes Peter Cottontail Arrested for a robbery fail Hippity, Hoppity, Mugshot's on its way
their "shop with a cop" program didn't really take off, but their "violate the basic principles of common sense with a cop" program was unstoppable!
Lookin' out for the peeps.
Booked for selling tail
He was arrested for a minor infraction.....the cops are really splitting hares nowadays.....
"Mind if I hop in?"
"I promise I won't fart again."
"Let me back in fella's, I swear those are raisins on the seat."
"It's not my fault my owner left my cage open."
"Ok, ok lower the window I'll come back in."
It's this house right up here. They said they needed my foot for good luck, sick bastards!
Watership Down on the Ground!
He didn't follow the Stay at Home order and ultimately was arrested for egging people's homes.
In case you were wondering, he was arrested for carjackrabbiting.
"This is profiling at it's worst! I don't remember you arresting Santa on Christmas!"
"Trespassing? I'm the fucking Easter Bunny for crying out loud!"
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