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Caption Contest 04-11-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Jenny, I know we're gonna be late, but try not to go ballistic." - Mario!!!

"Are you sure we're dressed warm enough for Mach 3?" - Ian

Hope this one works better than that damned mail-order missile from Acme. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

No that wasn't a Chemical Weapon... that was me... sorry. - 38chrysler

Silver:

Smart bomb realizes it has a limited lifespan. More at 11." - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

Weapon of Mass Transit - VomitFlop

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Comment by mellowpuma on May 1, 2018 at 7:55am

you know i'm a rocket mom ...

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 19, 2018 at 9:10am

"No worries. I've seen bigger things on the bus."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 19, 2018 at 9:07am

Smart bomb realizes it has a limited lifespan. More at 11."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 19, 2018 at 9:03am

"Hello Met Life..."

Comment by Iverneil on April 15, 2018 at 5:38pm

Sounds wonderful but I don't think we would survive the crash.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 13, 2018 at 8:22pm

America's unsuspecting allies can be so easily missled.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 13, 2018 at 8:20pm

Hope this one works better than that damned mail-order missile from Acme.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 13, 2018 at 8:17pm

Must be some serious kind of herpes if the Avirex is the cure.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 13, 2018 at 12:29pm

Why does no one come to our dry cleaners? Should we get more missiles?

Comment by Ian on April 12, 2018 at 10:24pm

"Welcome to Guided Missile Tours.  Remember to set your cameras to rapid shot mode."

Comment by Scrunt on April 12, 2018 at 10:13pm

The Rockettes of Chinatown get their kicks a little differently.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 12, 2018 at 9:21am

TWO GIRLS  ONE PUFF

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 12, 2018 at 1:30am

Mom is the best rollercoaster at throw-up park

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 12, 2018 at 1:24am

Did they date rape our plane?

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:49pm

They both live over in the Manhattan Projects.

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:43pm

"The cell service here sure is slim pickings."

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:40pm

Now Elon is just showing off.

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:34pm

Little did they know they were beside an entombed pile of bones once known as Astrochimp 'Ham' 23. 

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:28pm

"At this rate they should rename it the Bullshit Train."

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:26pm

At Avirex, we don't make the bombs, we just make them smarter."

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