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Caption Contest 04-11-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"Jenny, I know we're gonna be late, but try not to go ballistic." - Mario!!!

"Are you sure we're dressed warm enough for Mach 3?" - Ian

Hope this one works better than that damned mail-order missile from Acme. - MacSpruce

Bronze:

No that wasn't a Chemical Weapon... that was me... sorry. - 38chrysler

Silver:

Smart bomb realizes it has a limited lifespan. More at 11." - RunSilent RunDeep

Gold:

Weapon of Mass Transit - VomitFlop

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Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:23pm

Mission Improbable

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:23pm

"Only seven more parsecs to go..."

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 9:22pm

"...so big they gotta ride side-saddle."

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 7:50pm

"When did they pass the new ordnance ordinance?"

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2018 at 7:44pm

"Are you sure we're dressed warm enough for Mach 3?"

Comment by 38chrysler on April 11, 2018 at 6:55pm

They waited all day for an autograph at the Museum when they heard Old Bomber would be there.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 11, 2018 at 6:18pm

...and then I asked my doctor if he had any suppositories that would help with my hemorrhoids...

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2018 at 5:20pm

Missile Saigon

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2018 at 5:19pm

“Don’t worry, I used to play a mean game of Missile Command back in the day.  I totally got this!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2018 at 5:19pm

“When you invited me out to get bombed with you, this isn’t what I thought you meant.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2018 at 5:19pm

Big Bomb Trouble in Little China

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2018 at 5:19pm

The bomb squad in Hilo, Hawaii is a little different.

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2018 at 5:18pm

Judging by that bench, must be a Patriot missile.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 11, 2018 at 4:03pm

Concealing a large carry-on posed a problem for the Bench sisters.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 11, 2018 at 4:01pm

The next arrival will be here at 04 - 1 - Niner!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 11, 2018 at 3:58pm

Waiting for the next train to Scudville.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 11, 2018 at 3:54pm

They gave good war head.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 11, 2018 at 3:53pm

So much for the Stealth Bomber.

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 11, 2018 at 11:27am

200 years to put one thing on the pegboard

Comment by 38chrysler on April 11, 2018 at 10:52am

Red White and Blew Up

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