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"No worries. I've seen bigger things on the bus."
Smart bomb realizes it has a limited lifespan. More at 11."
"Hello Met Life..."
Sounds wonderful but I don't think we would survive the crash.
America's unsuspecting allies can be so easily missled.
Hope this one works better than that damned mail-order missile from Acme.
Must be some serious kind of herpes if the Avirex is the cure.
Why does no one come to our dry cleaners? Should we get more missiles?
"Welcome to Guided Missile Tours. Remember to set your cameras to rapid shot mode."
The Rockettes of Chinatown get their kicks a little differently.
TWO GIRLS ONE PUFF
Mom is the best rollercoaster at throw-up park
Did they date rape our plane?
They both live over in the Manhattan Projects.
"The cell service here sure is slim pickings."
Now Elon is just showing off.
Little did they know they were beside an entombed pile of bones once known as Astrochimp 'Ham' 23.
"At this rate they should rename it the Bullshit Train."
At Avirex, we don't make the bombs, we just make them smarter."
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