"Jenny, I know we're gonna be late, but try not to go ballistic." - Mario!!!
"Are you sure we're dressed warm enough for Mach 3?" - Ian
Hope this one works better than that damned mail-order missile from Acme. - MacSpruce
No that wasn't a Chemical Weapon... that was me... sorry. - 38chrysler
Smart bomb realizes it has a limited lifespan. More at 11." - RunSilent RunDeep
Weapon of Mass Transit - VomitFlop