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Caption Contest 04-11-2017


Honorable Mentions:

"Do not take the brown path.  If you have already taken it,  drink from a glass that is half full until it is half empty." - Ian

sunday sunday sunday!  impermanence!  acceptance!  be there! - mellowpuma

"Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.  A Priest, a Rabbi and an Iman walk into a Tibetan bar…” - Scrunt

"Quick get the woopie cushion." - Mervin97


Bronze:

Master Peace Theater - VomitFlop

Silver:

"♫ So long and thanks for all the bliss! ♫" - Ian

Gold:

Hey! Who died and made you Dalai Lama? - AKAAB

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Comment by Ian on April 11, 2017 at 8:57pm

" So long and thanks for all the bliss! ♫"

Comment by Iverneil on April 11, 2017 at 6:36pm

Dalaiwood

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2017 at 5:58pm

"Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.  A Priest, a Rabbi and an Iman walk into a Tibetan bar…”

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2017 at 5:57pm

“Fuck it, this is ridiculous!  I’m breaking out the Snuggie!”

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2017 at 5:57pm

“After much meditation and a few audits, I regret to inform you all that I have decided to convert to Scientology.  Please respect my decision or else I will be forced to disconnect from you.”

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2017 at 5:56pm

Proof that not all celebrity wardrobe malfunctions are worth getting excited over.

Comment by Scrunt on April 11, 2017 at 5:56pm

“Hey, will you guys stop monking around back there!”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 11, 2017 at 4:59pm

Starting a "wave" is harder than you think.

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:58pm

Why is everybody sitting around doing nothing? Tell them to meditate.  

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:55pm

Hey! Who died and made you Dalai Lama?

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:54pm

He's just a super-calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:53pm

Underwear change must come from within...

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:52pm

Cuffs or no cuff? Do you want the hem with a small break?

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:49pm

Yo! Hotdog Guy!  Make me one with everything.

Comment by AKAAB on April 11, 2017 at 2:47pm

We're too busy praying to bring anybody down...Hey! Hey! We're the Monks!

Comment by VomitFlop on April 11, 2017 at 2:27pm

"Remember when we used to get The Beastie Boys to throw concerts for us?"

Comment by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 9:17am

sunday sunday sunday!  impermanence!  acceptance!  be there!

Comment by Mario!!! on April 11, 2017 at 8:32am

"I told you motherfuckers I could out draw the Pope!"

Comment by Mario!!! on April 11, 2017 at 8:30am

Hello, Dalai!

Comment by 38chrysler on April 11, 2017 at 1:47am

Does this dress make my buddah look big?

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