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Caption Contest 04-11-2017


Honorable Mentions:

"Do not take the brown path.  If you have already taken it,  drink from a glass that is half full until it is half empty." - Ian

sunday sunday sunday!  impermanence!  acceptance!  be there! - mellowpuma

"Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.  A Priest, a Rabbi and an Iman walk into a Tibetan bar…” - Scrunt

"Quick get the woopie cushion." - Mervin97


Bronze:

Master Peace Theater - VomitFlop

Silver:

"♫ So long and thanks for all the bliss! ♫" - Ian

Gold:

Hey! Who died and made you Dalai Lama? - AKAAB

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Comment by MacSpruce on April 14, 2017 at 8:22am

No, he's fine, fellas. It's China that's having a shit fit.

Comment by Iverneil on April 13, 2017 at 5:42pm

Hopefully from this distance no one would realize that the Dalai's brother, Wally Lama, was filling in today.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 13, 2017 at 2:04pm
His hemorrhoid answers to the names Adolf, Idi and Stalin. Reincarnation can be harsh.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 13, 2017 at 12:18pm

This methane moment brought to you by the Dalai Lama.

Comment by Rosedude on April 13, 2017 at 6:38am

"You're not going to find enlightenment up there, boys."

Comment by Rosedude on April 12, 2017 at 7:31pm

It was a case of Monk see, Monk do.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 12, 2017 at 12:03pm

The dollar shot night, at 'He's Not Here', was enlightening.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 12, 2017 at 11:56am

After the Cubs' winning season, the Wave continues.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 12, 2017 at 11:52am

Not surprisingly, he extended his concert with 'Jesus is Just Alright With Me'.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 12, 2017 at 5:22am

"Quick get the woopie cushion."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 12, 2017 at 5:16am

The Dali Lama's schedule is so busy he had a prostate exam on stage at his last appearance. 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 12, 2017 at 5:13am

"Hold the applause till you here this next huge fart I'm about to break off." 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 12, 2017 at 4:39am

"Damn it, he soiled himself again, it's your turn to change his diaper." 

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2017 at 12:58am

"buttmonks", it really sounds worse than it is.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2017 at 12:56am

i'm too sexy for this robe, too sexy for this robe ... too sexy to probe.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 11:43pm

underneath it all, we're all the same.  also, quit staring at my sameness back there.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 11:36pm

one time they didn't lift his shawl, and they were sari.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 11:31pm

his lit farts are glorious and serene.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 11:31pm

buttmonks, na na na na na na na na buttmonks, na na na na na na na na, buttmonks, buttmonks buttmonks.  buttmonks!

Comment by mellowpuma on April 11, 2017 at 11:23pm

hello crowd, if you're excited to meditate, you're doing it wrong.  Ohh.  lama burn!

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