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Geiko camel held for observation.
PetsMart only sells camels on Wednesdays.
"That's it, if one more pair of animals walks in that door, I'm hauling ass and buying a boat!"
"Where's the Pizza Hut-Hut-Hut?!"
"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the door of a Pet Smart in Needles, California than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
Nobody had the heart to tell the illiterate camel that this was the Rockford Veteran Clinic, not Veterinary Clinic.
The locals call this particular conundrum a humperdink.
Luckily, the place was deserted.
"The trick, William Pothead, is not minding that it hurts."
"I camel; I saw; I conquered!"
"For the last time, Mr. Abdullah, you cannot take your driving test on a camel."
Ironically, when it comes to cigarettes, he's actually a Marlboro man.
"Hey, whose hump do I have to leg around here to get a damn drink?"
The problem with camels is that they can be such dromedary queens in public.
Hey everybody!! The highballs are on me!!
Wasn’t sure about them serving water, but he had a hunch.
Hello do you happen to carry Arid Extra Dry?
These emotional support animals are getting out of control.
"Hey buddy no cutsies."
Joe's never seen that much camel toe in his life.
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