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When the camel couldn't enter the building, it became doormant.
Maybe it was a bad idea to smoke marijuana with a camel!
I told my co-workers it was a bad idea to have a, "Bring Your Pet To Work Day."
"I thought you said it was a straw that broke his back?"
"You welfare Nazis wanted proof that I really am an unemployed camel jockey! Well, here you go!"
"I call him Humpty Dumpty. You'll find out about that second part in a minute."
In line to get Powerball tickets, he’s hoping to get over the hump
"Achmed, your Uber has arrived."
"Damn. That is a lot of camel."
"Clean up on the desert aisle."
"Don't say anything about camel toe. Don't say anything about camel toe. Don't say anything about camel toe. Man, I never knew they could get so hairy. Shit!"
"Yo, any Wiseguys up in this bitch?"
"Tell Fergie to shut the fuck up. I didn't grant her permission, by the way."
"Yeah, I'd like to return this pack of camels, please."
Hey, boss. The Pimentos are here.
The Surgeon General has warned us about unfiltered camels.
Lawrence of Arcadia
He's early. Tomorrow's Hump Day.
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