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Caption Contest 04-08-2018

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Comment by Ian on April 10, 2018 at 3:06am

"Cars?  Where we're going, we don't need cars."

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 10:39pm

Chairs hide my "asshole" in mean traffic

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 10:20pm

He was the foil ball on pee wees playhouse

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 10:11pm

Aaaand the carpool lane gets pushed back another 50 years

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 9:56pm

I guess kids can't kick clowns in the balls anymore???

Comment by 38chrysler on April 9, 2018 at 8:50pm

...all that jumping around barefooted on the atphalt finally made him thor.

Comment by Dr Finger Puppet on April 9, 2018 at 8:49pm

Hari Potter

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 1:54pm

Greatest lunch lady in the world

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 1:51pm

His planet hates pube faces

Comment by Whiz Kid on April 9, 2018 at 1:48pm

I'm not leaving until I have to pay at at least one toll booth.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 9, 2018 at 12:24pm

Diplomatic Immunity Bitch!

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2018 at 8:46am

Geico chooses an even more unconventional insurance mascot

Comment by Mario!!! on April 9, 2018 at 8:45am

"Never fear, the Hovering Hindu is here!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2018 at 8:42am

"Why can I ever a get a fucking taxi in this town?! Bet I wouldn't have this problem if I was white."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2018 at 8:34am

"But deities cannot be charged with jaywalking! This is bullshit!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2018 at 8:33am

"HEY! I'm hovering here! I'm hovering here! Up yours, you son of a bitch!"

Comment by Mario!!! on April 9, 2018 at 8:24am

"I have come here in search of my lecherous father.  Take me to your Captain Kirk!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2018 at 8:24am

"I don't know. He doesn't seem like he's brimming with envy."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2018 at 8:23am

"When the fuck did Norman Osborn become a crossing guard?"

Comment by Rotwang on April 9, 2018 at 6:42am

You know those guys who clean your windshield in traffic and expect cash for it? He killed all of them.

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