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"Cars? Where we're going, we don't need cars."
Chairs hide my "asshole" in mean traffic
He was the foil ball on pee wees playhouse
Aaaand the carpool lane gets pushed back another 50 years
I guess kids can't kick clowns in the balls anymore???
...all that jumping around barefooted on the atphalt finally made him thor.
Greatest lunch lady in the world
His planet hates pube faces
I'm not leaving until I have to pay at at least one toll booth.
Diplomatic Immunity Bitch!
Geico chooses an even more unconventional insurance mascot
"Never fear, the Hovering Hindu is here!"
"Why can I ever a get a fucking taxi in this town?! Bet I wouldn't have this problem if I was white."
"But deities cannot be charged with jaywalking! This is bullshit!"
"HEY! I'm hovering here! I'm hovering here! Up yours, you son of a bitch!"
"I have come here in search of my lecherous father. Take me to your Captain Kirk!"
"I don't know. He doesn't seem like he's brimming with envy."
"When the fuck did Norman Osborn become a crossing guard?"
You know those guys who clean your windshield in traffic and expect cash for it? He killed all of them.
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