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Caption Contest 04-08-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Another causality on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Bill Staples

This all makes perfect sense once you learn he's trying to cure his taphophobia and podophobia at the same time. - Scrunt

"sidewalkman" is one of those villains batman kinda ignores, because his utility belt can only carry so many accessories. - mellowpuma

"No way this guy is a size 11." - Mervin97

Tomb of the Unknown Crossing Guard - Mario!!!


Special Stereophonic Rhythm & Shoes Award:

♫♪ I'm a sole man… ♫♪ - MacSpruce

♬ ♬  I'm a sole man   ♬ ♬ - Scrunt


Bronze:

...women with Red Panties, 2 ..White, 5 .. pink, 3... none,14... Gawd I love doing Research. - 38chrysler

Silver:

For Rent...
Small apartment, near everything, great views! - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

Oh, bloody hell!  Here comes a Scotsman. - AKAAB

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Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2017 at 6:13pm

"I know we should probably break the glass in case of emergency, but maybe just this once, we could, you know, pretend like we all saw nothing."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2017 at 6:11pm

"Hey, you got gum on the bottom, you little dumbass."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2017 at 6:10pm

I don't ever seem to understand Linkin Park's music videos.

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2017 at 5:58pm

B.O.R.A.T.  (Below Our Running And Training)

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2017 at 4:48pm

"Step on a crack-pot, you'll break this mother's back."

Comment by Rotwang on April 8, 2017 at 3:29pm

It was all fun until one day she wore spiked high heels.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2017 at 1:03pm

Rest in Porcelain.

Comment by Bill Staples on April 8, 2017 at 1:02pm
Another causality on the Boulvard of Broken Dreams
Comment by Bill Staples on April 8, 2017 at 12:59pm
Oh look David Blaine is looking for attention again.
Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2017 at 12:44pm

He always said people walked all over him his whole life. 

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2017 at 12:40pm

It's pronounced Gy-na.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2017 at 12:40pm

Steve was caught cheating on his gynecology exam.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2017 at 12:35pm

Stiff 2.0

Comment by 38chrysler on April 8, 2017 at 10:53am

Glasshole

Comment by 38chrysler on April 8, 2017 at 10:50am

Hey Guido... Boss said to stop using Super Glue and go back to concrete.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 8, 2017 at 10:46am

When Hollywood offered him a walk on part he was hoping for something a little different.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 8, 2017 at 10:45am

FOX News new series... Walk On Watters.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 8, 2017 at 9:02am

Tomb With A View

Comment by MacSpruce on April 8, 2017 at 8:43am

♫♪ I'm a sole man… ♫♪

Comment by mellowpuma on April 8, 2017 at 7:57am

his name is art, and he has been installed.

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