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Caption Contest 04-08-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Another causality on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Bill Staples

This all makes perfect sense once you learn he's trying to cure his taphophobia and podophobia at the same time. - Scrunt

"sidewalkman" is one of those villains batman kinda ignores, because his utility belt can only carry so many accessories. - mellowpuma

"No way this guy is a size 11." - Mervin97

Tomb of the Unknown Crossing Guard - Mario!!!


Special Stereophonic Rhythm & Shoes Award:

♫♪ I'm a sole man… ♫♪ - MacSpruce

♬ ♬  I'm a sole man   ♬ ♬ - Scrunt


Bronze:

...women with Red Panties, 2 ..White, 5 .. pink, 3... none,14... Gawd I love doing Research. - 38chrysler

Silver:

For Rent...
Small apartment, near everything, great views! - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

Oh, bloody hell!  Here comes a Scotsman. - AKAAB

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Comment by AKAAB on April 16, 2017 at 5:22pm

Mind the Gape

Comment by Iverneil on April 10, 2017 at 7:01pm

Funny how I usually don't mind my own farts.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 10, 2017 at 9:48am

Carl didn't know why, but he always felt that he was beneath everybody.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 10, 2017 at 9:41am

Tomb of the Unknown Crossing Guard

Comment by Mervin97 on April 10, 2017 at 9:17am

"Um, help, does anyone see me here, help...... anyone."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 10, 2017 at 9:11am

"No way this guy is a size 11."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 10, 2017 at 8:52am

"Hey you deaf, I said don't tread on me."

Comment by Iverneil on April 10, 2017 at 7:43am

Arabian version of EST training.

Comment by Bill Staples on April 10, 2017 at 6:51am
David Subterrain
Comment by mellowpuma on April 10, 2017 at 3:58am

is this a thing that really happened, or a lyric in an adele song?

Comment by mellowpuma on April 10, 2017 at 3:50am

try this weird trick to keep your eyesight sharp.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 10, 2017 at 3:00am

this is how john mayer thinks up all those songs about committing and being sensitive to women.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 10, 2017 at 2:54am

the most terrifying phrase in the english language: a comedian is staring at your butthole.

Comment by Ian on April 10, 2017 at 1:39am

Day 2,258 and Greg is no closer to understanding how to properly Moonwalk.

Comment by Rotwang on April 10, 2017 at 1:01am

Chivalry isn't Ked. 

Comment by Iverneil on April 9, 2017 at 4:11pm

Downtrodden again.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 9, 2017 at 1:21pm

And yet, it still wouldn't stop Denny from throwing stones.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 9, 2017 at 10:50am

David Bland

Comment by Rotwang on April 9, 2017 at 10:29am

"Who's Ked?"  "Ked's dead, baby.  Ked's dead. " 

Comment by AKAAB on April 9, 2017 at 9:29am

Oh, bloody hell!  Here comes a Scotsman.

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