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Comment by Ian 3 hours ago

"I don't want to be reincarnated as a pizza!"

Comment by MacSpruce 11 hours ago

A bit late to be reading the fine print on that deal you signed with Louis Cypher.

Comment by MacSpruce 11 hours ago

“They say it’s a killer script.”

Comment by Mervin97 on April 10, 2021 at 5:50am

"Sorry guys it just slipped out.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 10, 2021 at 5:45am

"I know I didn't wear a hazmat suit but I'm not dead yet."

Comment by Mervin97 on April 10, 2021 at 5:43am

"It says here it comes with central air."

Comment by Ian on April 9, 2021 at 9:13pm

"This better have a happy ending!" -Rudy Giuliani

Comment by Ian on April 9, 2021 at 9:09pm

"It's Death Insurance.  In the event you're reconstituted, you're not allowed back in the house.  We'll put

you in the bomb shelter with your cousin, Ruprecht."

Comment by Rosedude on April 9, 2021 at 8:33pm

Reports of his death were only hearse say.

Comment by Iverneil on April 9, 2021 at 7:37pm

He said he wasn’t dead, but you know how much people from his tribe lie.

Comment by Iverneil on April 9, 2021 at 7:30pm

Turn the air on, the heat is killing me.

Comment by Scrunt on April 9, 2021 at 2:25pm

Some people really do wait until the last possible moment to create their will.

Comment by Scrunt on April 9, 2021 at 2:25pm

“Drama Sheik? You two are wearing hazmat suits and I’m the Drama Sheik?”

Comment by Scrunt on April 9, 2021 at 2:25pm

Who says you can’t turn a F-U-N-E-R-A-L into R-E-A-L-F-U-N?

Comment by Scrunt on April 9, 2021 at 2:24pm

You know what they say: Emir today; gone tomorrow.

Comment by Scrunt on April 9, 2021 at 2:24pm

“I’m sorry, sir, but all the limousines were already taken.”

Comment by Ian on April 9, 2021 at 3:37am

"Thank you for taking the time to hear me Godfather."

Comment by Ian on April 9, 2021 at 3:35am

"He suffers from IDS.  Imminent Death Syndrome."

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2021 at 9:44pm

"He hates surprises."

Comment by Ian on April 8, 2021 at 9:40pm

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