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"I don't want to be reincarnated as a pizza!"
A bit late to be reading the fine print on that deal you signed with Louis Cypher.
“They say it’s a killer script.”
"Sorry guys it just slipped out.
"I know I didn't wear a hazmat suit but I'm not dead yet."
"It says here it comes with central air."
"This better have a happy ending!" -Rudy Giuliani
"It's Death Insurance. In the event you're reconstituted, you're not allowed back in the house. We'll put
you in the bomb shelter with your cousin, Ruprecht."
Reports of his death were only hearse say.
He said he wasn’t dead, but you know how much people from his tribe lie.
Turn the air on, the heat is killing me.
Some people really do wait until the last possible moment to create their will.
“Drama Sheik? You two are wearing hazmat suits and I’m the Drama Sheik?”
Who says you can’t turn a F-U-N-E-R-A-L into R-E-A-L-F-U-N?
You know what they say: Emir today; gone tomorrow.
“I’m sorry, sir, but all the limousines were already taken.”
"Thank you for taking the time to hear me Godfather."
"He suffers from IDS. Imminent Death Syndrome."
"He hates surprises."
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