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Who orders "takeout" before the eulogy?
The Broadway play "Death of a Salesman" opened and closed on the same night.
His wife said he was only dead from the waist down.
It's hard to let go before you've completed your bucket list.
Well, if I'm writing my own eulogy, then my best thing to eat was wife #69, and my favorite movie was The Shawsheik Redemption.
Abdul wasn't just crazy, he was a total casket case.
I've heard of working yourself to death, but this is fucking ridiculous!
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"Well, it isn't a Dragula, but I suppose it'll have to suffice."
"I can't fucking believe you assholes didn't go to Hertz instead."
"Sorry to bother you. I thought I heard some coffin."
"Before the Undead only wished to consume our brains, now they crave something far more enticing: Knowledge!"
"Let me just get this will sorted out & then you can do whatever depraved thing it is you need to do."
"Are you sure you'll be able to discreetly push me across the border in this contraption?"
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