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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 8, 2021 at 4:40pm

Who orders "takeout" before the eulogy?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 8, 2021 at 4:38pm

The Broadway play "Death of a Salesman" opened and closed on the same night.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 8, 2021 at 4:33pm

His wife said he was only dead from the waist down.

Comment by Rosedude on April 8, 2021 at 3:41pm

It's hard to let go before you've completed your bucket  list.

Comment by Rodney Dean on April 8, 2021 at 11:05am

Well, if I'm writing my own eulogy, then my best thing to eat was wife #69, and my favorite movie was The Shawsheik Redemption.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 8, 2021 at 8:16am

Abdul wasn't just crazy, he was a total casket case.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 8, 2021 at 8:15am

I've heard of working yourself to death, but this is fucking ridiculous!

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:18am

Pimp My Afterlife

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:16am

"Well, it isn't a Dragula, but I suppose it'll have to suffice."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:14am

"I can't fucking believe you assholes didn't go to Hertz instead."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:12am

"Sorry to bother you. I thought I heard some coffin."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:11am

"Before the Undead only wished to consume our brains, now they crave something far more enticing: Knowledge!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:08am

"Let me just get this will sorted out & then you can do whatever depraved thing it is you need to do."

Comment by VomitFlop on April 8, 2021 at 12:07am

"Are you sure you'll be able to discreetly push me across the border in this contraption?"

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